I love films - I facking HATE the cinema!!!!
I love films - I facking HATE the cinema!!!!
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dave_s13

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13,966 posts

290 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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We managed to get the sprog looked after yesterday (9month old baby girl) so thought we toddle off to our nearest Cineworld for a PizzaExpress and to catch Atavar.

By the way, what a film! Amazing.

But.

To the utter sat behind me that I had to tell TWICE to STOP KICKIN THE BACK OF MY FUVCKIN SEAT I hope your ovaries shrivel to husks rendering you childless and bitter until you die a horrible lonely death. YOU !

To the utter fackwitted tosspeices that brought a 6month old baby along to see a FACKING HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER! . You are nothing but s. It's tantamount to child abuse, the fact you had to get up and take the baby outside 5 times due due incessant SCREAMING was't hint enough that you SHOULDN'T TAKE ACTUAL BABY'S TO THE FACKING PICTURES mad

And to sll the other fecksticks that somehow managed to make cellophane wrapped sweets last 3 hours with a constant rustle of chubby fingers I hope you all develop diabetes and your fking legs fall off!

Like I say in thte title I really love a good movie but EVERY time I go to the cinema something happens that makes mefuriouswantfurioustofuriouskillfuriouseveryonefurious

Is it just me???

Edited by dave_s13 on Sunday 27th December 19:35

4nonymous

2,920 posts

212 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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No had a similar experience when I last went to the cinema :/

Hence why I've not gotmyself a HD projector, surround sound for my bedroom and still have my newsgroup supply so biggrin

N Dentressangle

3,449 posts

243 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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No.

I hate them all too.

Cough. Filesharing. Cough.

mickk

30,092 posts

263 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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Buy a DVD off a Chinaman, so much easier.

loltolhurst

1,994 posts

205 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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isnt it certificate 12?

toxgobbler

2,903 posts

212 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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OP I totally Agree, but you have a way with words that made me laugh very hard

dave_s13

Original Poster:

13,966 posts

290 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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loltolhurst said:
isnt it certificate 12?
12A....so that's alright then rolleyes

Oh I have all the gear at home and newsgroup access too wink

You have to see Avatar on the big screen and in 3d though. Apart from the rabble it was a stunning film.

R60EST

2,364 posts

203 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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newsgroup access ? , is that widely available , what is it? I assume it's a p2p torrent thingy

PM if you'd rather keep it quiet (er)

jagracer

8,248 posts

257 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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I ended up having a fight with 1 or 2 of 5 feckwits who decided to talk all through Midnight Express when it first came out, I don't think I've been to the cinema since.

thetrash

1,856 posts

227 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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Cinema is still the best place to see a film, you just have to pick the right time to go. Friday/Saturday nights tend to be as the OP described. Midweekers or Sunday nights are still enjoyable, I also like to pay a bit more and sit at the back in the gallery seats and make myself sick on the free nachos,popcorn and Coke.

Animal

5,633 posts

289 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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Try The Rex in Berkhamsted.

HTH,

Animal

CatherineJ

9,586 posts

264 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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I'm wanting to go and see Sherlock Holmes, fortunately we have a small cinema in Chippenham, which i'm hoping will be a bit better than going to one of the multiplex's in Swindon or Bristol.

space1999

436 posts

210 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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My son has no imunine system and should not be near people so we tend to go to the 1st showing in the morning. Its great no bugger is in there and we have the whole cinema to ourselves. Feet go up on the chairs and we spread ourselves out! And no people infront of me and no chopping in my ear! Ohhhh yeah!

Ikemi

8,592 posts

226 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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Providing your local cinema accommodates late night showings (10:00pm-12:00am starts), these usually ensure you have the entire cinema to yourself ... or you share with 8 other like-minded people. Occasionally they do 18+ only showings of lower rating films, which also keeps the chavs out!

However I find a Friday/Saturday night isn't that bad - Most of the usual troublemakers are trying to get into the local bars/clubs!

By the way, the g/f and I are avid film fans ... I have the home cinema setup, but love the proper cinema experience as well! smile

stormrider2

658 posts

221 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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whats a newsgroup? sounds interesting.

i hate the cinema too tbh, for the exact same reasons posted. plus the fact its expensive to see a film once.

dave_s13

Original Poster:

13,966 posts

290 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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R60EST said:
newsgroup access ? , is that widely available , what is it? I assume it's a p2p torrent thingy

PM if you'd rather keep it quiet (er)
Basically you need access to a newsgroup server, access to a newsgroup indexer and a program to download stuff. It's kinda tricky and I don't fully understand how it actually works, once you've got it set up though, it's great.

I'll send you a PM with a bit more specific info.

R60EST

2,364 posts

203 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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dave_s13 said:
R60EST said:
newsgroup access ? , is that widely available , what is it? I assume it's a p2p torrent thingy

PM if you'd rather keep it quiet (er)
Basically you need access to a newsgroup server, access to a newsgroup indexer and a program to download stuff. It's kinda tricky and I don't fully understand how it actually works, once you've got it set up though, it's great.

I'll send you a PM with a bit more specific info.
Thanks thumbup

HellDiver

5,708 posts

203 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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R60EST said:
newsgroup access ? , is that widely available , what is it? I assume it's a p2p torrent thingy
Newsgroups predate Peer to Peer, and the World Wide Web. Left over from ARPAnet and BBS's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet_newsgroup

dave_s13

Original Poster:

13,966 posts

290 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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HellDiver said:
R60EST said:
newsgroup access ? , is that widely available , what is it? I assume it's a p2p torrent thingy
Newsgroups predate Peer to Peer, and the World Wide Web. Left over from ARPAnet and BBS's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet_newsgroup
Wiki said:
While newsgroups were not created with the intention of distributing binary files, they have proven to be quite effective for this. Because of the way they work, a file uploaded once will be spread and can then be downloaded by an unlimited number of users. More useful is that every user is drawing on the bandwidth of his or her own news server. This means that unlike P2P technology, the user's download speed is under his or her own control, as opposed to under the willingness of other people to share files. In fact, this is another benefit of newsgroups: it is usually not expected that users share. If every user makes uploads then the servers would be flooded; thus it is acceptable and often encouraged for users to just leech.

There were originally a number of obstacles to the transmission of binary files over Usenet. First, Usenet was designed with the transmission of text in mind. Consequently, for a long period of time, it was impossible to send binary data as it was. So, a workaround, Uuencode (and later on Base64 and yEnc), was developed which mapped the binary data from the files to be transmitted (e.g. sound or video files) to text characters which would survive transmission over Usenet. At the receiver's end, the data needed to be decoded by the user's news client. Additionally, there was a limit on the size of individual posts such that large files could not be sent as single posts. To get around this, Newsreaders were developed which were able to split long files into several posts. Intelligent newsreaders at the other end could then automatically group such split files into single files, allowing the user to easily retrieve the file. These advances have meant that Usenet is used to send and receive many terabytes of files per day.

There are two main issues that pose problems for transmitting binary files over newsgroups. The first is completion rates and the other is retention rates. The business of premium news servers is generated primarily on their ability to offer superior completion and retention rates, as well as their ability to offer very fast connections to users. Completion rates are significant when users wish to download large files that are split into pieces; if any one piece is missing, it is impossible to successfully download and reassemble the desired file. To work around the problem, a redundancy scheme known as PAR is commonly used.

A number of websites exist for the purpose of keeping an index of the files posted to binary newsgroups.
Simple as that.

Anyway, we digress......the cinema is SHEEEITE don't ya know smile

Cheeky Jim

1,276 posts

301 months

Sunday 27th December 2009
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Who on earth takes a baby to the cinema? Jesus, some people shouldn't be parents...