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I'm going to pretend to be deaf as well whenever I deem it to be necessary.nah thats not bad.... was at an ex's house for the first time some time back when her dad made some remark about wanting sex that night, to which the mother replied, f
k off I'm bleeding like a bh down here!!
It was something I was honestly not expecting and turned to the ex expecting a look of sheer horror on her face, there was however no look of horror, she barely even batted an eyelid as though this was normal behaviour!!
k off I'm bleeding like a bh down here!!It was something I was honestly not expecting and turned to the ex expecting a look of sheer horror on her face, there was however no look of horror, she barely even batted an eyelid as though this was normal behaviour!!
The mixture of horror and delight on No.2 son's face when his great grandmother let one go was priceless. He was about seven and had recently learned that such things were not permitted in polite society and yet here was his revered great grandma letting rip.
She was very deaf and probably thought she'd got away with it.
My parents are now in their eighties and are spending their time in the equally antisocial pastime of settling scores. My mother tortured my father for years with a story always told very publically about him taking her passport with him on a sailing holiday in Devon when she was due to take her mother to Yugoslavia for a fortnight. A contemporary of theirs listened enraptured to the end of the story and then asked loudly, "Oh why did you do that, John?" To which he replied, just as loudly, "Because I'm a."
We've not heard that story again.
She was very deaf and probably thought she'd got away with it.
My parents are now in their eighties and are spending their time in the equally antisocial pastime of settling scores. My mother tortured my father for years with a story always told very publically about him taking her passport with him on a sailing holiday in Devon when she was due to take her mother to Yugoslavia for a fortnight. A contemporary of theirs listened enraptured to the end of the story and then asked loudly, "Oh why did you do that, John?" To which he replied, just as loudly, "Because I'm a
."We've not heard that story again.
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