How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

[mybrainhurts]

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s89FqNpXO4&NR=...





How NOT to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmuYku7LtCA&NR=...

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[Tycho]

[Penny-lope]

Yeh, I know what would happen if I tried the first vid

[Kermit power]

Penny-lope said:

Yeh, I know what would happen if I tried the first vid

You should go for the piece of string alternative then.

Just push the cork into the bottle, then get a bit of string, tie a knot in it, push the string in past the cork, and then gently pull it back up until the knot gets trapped between the bottle and the bottom of the cork, then pull. No risk of breakage.

[jmorgan]

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

You can tap the top off with a heavy knife and strain the wine out through a filter in a tea leaf filter.

[SimonV8ster]

Thats one of those things you're going to remember if ever you're without a corkscrew !!

[Kermit power]

jmorgan said:

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

This may be true, but what sort of peasant would serve up wine with the cork still floating in the bottle?

[jmorgan]

Kermit power said:

jmorgan said:

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

This may be true, but what sort of peasant would serve up wine with the cork still floating in the bottle?

Peasant wot ain't got the correct beverage release tool

[jep]

Well, at least the clever/dumb balance has been restored!

Penny-lope said:

Yeh, I know what would happen if I tried the first vid

The stiletto heel no use then?

[deckster]

Kermit power said:

jmorgan said:

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

This may be true, but what sort of peasant would serve up wine with the cork still floating in the bottle?

The kind of peasant that doesn't have a cork screw?

[markmullen]

deckster said:

Kermit power said:

jmorgan said:

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

This may be true, but what sort of peasant would serve up wine with the cork still floating in the bottle?

The kind of peasant that doesn't have a cork screw?

What kind of peasant would not use a Sabre?

[jmorgan]

deckster said:

Kermit power said:

jmorgan said:

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

This may be true, but what sort of peasant would serve up wine with the cork still floating in the bottle?

The kind of peasant that doesn't have a cork screw?

Wot I said innit

[plasticpig]

deckster said:

Kermit power said:

jmorgan said:

HA!

Second one is in a house, they tend to have spoons and such and can be used to force the cork in. Muppets

This may be true, but what sort of peasant would serve up wine with the cork still floating in the bottle?

The kind of peasant that doesn't have a cork screw?

A peasant would have a bottle wine with a screw cap or even in a plastic bottle.