The ongoing Sarah Jessica Parker problem
The ongoing Sarah Jessica Parker problem
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singlecoil

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35,832 posts

276 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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I try to forget that this awful woman exists, and I'm really don't have any objection to her contining existence, as long as she does it well away from me, but now I've got her god-awful excuse for a face peering at me from a poster in a very eye-catching posiiton as I drive home from the supermarket.

Not only that, but apparently this poster is advertising a film! That people are expected to pay to see! I just don't get it. I thought film stars were supposed to be attractive, or at least not visually offensive, but this woman doesn't fit either of those categories.

She must have paid for the film to be made herself.

pkitchen

1,747 posts

239 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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singlecoil said:
I try to forget that this awful woman exists, and I'm really don't have any objection to her contining existence, as long as she does it well away from me, but now I've got her god-awful excuse for a face peering at me from a poster in a very eye-catching posiiton as I drive home from the supermarket.

Not only that, but apparently this poster is advertising a film! That people are expected to pay to see! I just don't get it. I thought film stars were supposed to be attractive, or at least not visually offensive, but this woman doesn't fit either of those categories.

She must have paid for the film to be made herself.
Don't like her then.......laugh

MynameisRob

396 posts

223 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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I would ...

singlecoil

Original Poster:

35,832 posts

276 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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MynameisRob said:
I would ...
You can have my share. Are you involved in farming by any chance?


khevolution

1,594 posts

225 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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MynameisRob said:
I would ...
hit her in the face with a big hammer?


Another person here who cannot stand that waste of air

cs02rm0

13,948 posts

221 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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She really is an ugly witch.

singlecoil

Original Poster:

35,832 posts

276 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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khevolution said:
hit her in the face with a big hammer?
That would definitely produce an improvement

MynameisRob

396 posts

223 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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khevolution said:
MynameisRob said:
I would ...
hit her in the face with a big hammer?


Another person here who cannot stand that waste of air
To be fair it looks like someone has beaten me to that, but hook-nosed, annoying birds need love too

Jezz172

792 posts

209 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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Rest my case

Lefty Two Drams

21,375 posts

232 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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She's a fking rotter, I wouldn't smack her with my cock, let along poke her with it.

hurl

The Trig

426 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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GTIR

24,741 posts

296 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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That film you mention is the same film that tt face Hugh "typecast" Grant is in?
The sickingly same old tripe film that tossbag (no, not you PH tossbag) churns out every couple of years.

How can the marketing people think this will be of interest to anyone! I dont get it! Make it stop!

Yes, that SJP is one fucgly beeatch.

ShadownINja

80,074 posts

312 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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Couldn't care less!

steveo3002

11,209 posts

204 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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Jezz172 said:


Rest my case
come on be fair...that horse hasnt got a ugly wart on its face

offshorematt2

867 posts

246 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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I was watching something that described her as looking like 'an elbow covered in molten wax'

May have been Family Guy?

Fairly apt though smile

Dracoro

9,026 posts

275 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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steveo3002 said:
Jezz172 said:


Rest my case
come on be fair...that horse hasnt got a ugly wart on its face
And for those scratching their heads, Sarah Jessica Parker is the one on the right.

Eric Mc

125,694 posts

295 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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Life obviously hasn't happened to the OP yet.

Surely there are more serious issues you could be getting all worked up about?

singlecoil

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35,832 posts

276 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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ShadownINja said:
Couldn't care less!
Oh I'm sure that's not true!

I expect you do care just a teeny weeny little bit












enough to post on the thread, anyway




Edited by singlecoil on Wednesday 30th December 14:10

Cock Womble

29,908 posts

260 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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Jezz172 said:


Rest my case
Why the long face?

singlecoil

Original Poster:

35,832 posts

276 months

Wednesday 30th December 2009
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Eric Mc said:
Life obviously hasn't happened to the OP yet.

Surely there are more serious issues you could be getting all worked up about?
Who said I was all worked up? Not me.


I've never understood this type of post, someone complains about something and someone else comes along and says there are more important things to be concerned about. Talk about the bleeding obvious!

It's just a conversation. I expect I'll choose another subject next time.