Good riddance to a terrible year

[The Nur]

I am currently sitting round the back of my girlfriends house, waiting for her to return from work.

Having been in work since 3 o'clock until eleven, and due to return to work at seven am, I have the misfortune to be locked out as the bell tolls (sp?) however many times it tolls to mark a new year.
I am sitting on a cold, uncomfortable concrete floor, using the wireless network from my girlfriends house to post this. I can see my beer(s) eyeing me from the window sill above and am within 6 feet of my tea, but have no access to either.

What do I do PH collective? What do I do?

In my possession I have 1 laptop (86% battery), a wireless mouse, a rucksack (empty, except for the wireless mouse and an empty packet of batteries, the clothes on my back and my wallet. And about 17 fags and a lighter.

Any suggestions as to how I can alleviate my mood? Extra marks for ideas that include warmth!

[grumbledoak]

Phone her?

Sorry, dude, it sounds like a stty way to enter the New Year.

[Cock Womble]

Break in.

[mickk]

The key is under the brick on the left.

[4hero]

Phone her, wish her a happy new year then smash her back door in

[The Nur]

Her phones in the house, shes coming as soon as possible but it could be a little while. Not too bothered about the new year to be honest, never really been a big fan.

Have scoped out all possible entry points, nothing really do-able, breaking and entering wise

Am still in good spirits though, it could be a hell of a lot worse, it could be raining!

Oh yeah and an hour ago it was minus 2, should I be concerned about my laptop? Im not too bad, I've got a jumper and a jacket on but my hands are bloody cold.

Eta: speelliinngg

Edited by The Nur on Thursday 31st December 23:56

[mrdelmonti]

mickk said:

The key is under the brick on the left.

Failing that, the key is the brick on the left.

[The Nur]

Shes home! 45 minutes in the cold but I am now inside!

Now we are onto a whole different kettle of fish...

[Oily Nails]

The Nur said:

Shes home! 45 minutes in the cold but I am now inside!

Now we are onto a whole different kettle of fish...

Kick her back doors in!
Its one way to start the decade

[dickymint]

The Nur said:

Shes home! 45 minutes in the cold but I am now inside!

Now we are onto a whole different kettle of fish...

If it smells like fish then it aint the back door! Go on man - kick it in and make her pay.

[Mobile Chicane]

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

[dickymint]

Mobile Chicane said:

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

You were happy because you met some unfortunate person with no feet? You really are sad!

[StevieS]

Mobile Chicane said:

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Wow, that's deep!

[ShadownINja]

Mobile Chicane said:

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Why? Look at the money he can save on shoes and socks. What a lucky bd.

[Tunku]

The Nur said:

I am currently sitting round the back of my girlfriends house, waiting for her to return from work.

Having been in work since 3 o'clock until eleven, and due to return to work at seven am, I have the misfortune to be locked out as the bell tolls (sp?) however many times it tolls to mark a new year.
I am sitting on a cold, uncomfortable concrete floor, using the wireless network from my girlfriends house to post this. I can see my beer(s) eyeing me from the window sill above and am within 6 feet of my tea, but have no access to either.

What do I do PH collective? What do I do?

In my possession I have 1 laptop (86% battery), a wireless mouse, a rucksack (empty, except for the wireless mouse and an empty packet of batteries, the clothes on my back and my wallet. And about 17 fags and a lighter.

Any suggestions as to how I can alleviate my mood? Extra marks for ideas that include warmth!

She always tells me to look under that brick, then take a biscuit while I wait...