'Are you coming to bed'? The wife just asked.

[Tunku]

"No, I'm going to demolish this bottle of Grouse and bite the neighbours cat, and shout at people going past."

That was my ill received reply at 03:15.

The wife went to bed. God it is cold outside tonight.

[Cock Womble]

Well, if you won't...

[mybrainhurts]

Does she want one...?

[xllifts]

Actually does she want all 9 of mine

[Tunku]

mybrainhurts said:

Does she want one...?

I have absolutely no idea... I'm still looking for that damned cat.

[mybrainhurts]

xllifts said:

Actually does she want all 9 of mine

Strewth...how do you know which one to piss through?

Edited by mybrainhurts on Friday 1st January 03:25

[xllifts]

mybrainhurts said:

xllifts said:

Actually does she want all 9 of mine

Strewth...how do you know which one to piss through?

Edited by mybrainhurts on Friday 1st January 03:25

S'alright I have ten fingers I have one spare at anytime

[Cock Womble]

Tunku, mate, have you never heard of "surprise sex"?

[DrTre]

Cock Womble said:

Tunku, mate, have you never heard of "surprise sex"?

Seriously, Listen to him. He's beaten it in 128 courts. Or similar.

[Cock Womble]

DrTre said:

Cock Womble said:

Tunku, mate, have you never heard of "surprise sex"?

Seriously, Listen to him. He's beaten it in 128 courts. Or similar.

She'll thank him for it.


Not at first, but eventually.

[Tunku]

At the moment I am incredibaly drunk. Mrs Tunku is incredibably asleepie, as my typig attestts. I have , bitten no cats but am alert .m q ,ns3904950=-r0v=-0v .,. ds. .

[Norbury90]

Tunku said:

At the moment I am incredibaly drunk. Mrs Tunku is incredibably asleepie, as my typig attestts. I have , bitten no cats but am alert .m q ,ns3904950=-r0v=-0v .,. ds. .

Quoted. Nice one.

[Tunku]

oops, Mrs Tunku just woke up and came down to shout at me. Will I be here tomorrow? Notice the sudden ice cold sobriety when she appeasrs?

I'm staying shtum.

She has now swept back upstaaris. My name is mud, or . tAKE YOUR PICK. I'm still here.

[Tunku]

She, the SWMBO, has busrt back to our bedroom. Shouty in the extreme. I have Grouse and coulndnt give a st. I even opened a beer to show how interred I was. All is quite, can't here a THING. wHITE Chistmas for you all, and a happy new year. I love you s,

[Famous Graham]

You're a class act, Tunku

[Tunku]

Famous Graham said:

You're a class act, Tunku

You are just a heartbaet away from me - you . I will have to do te Edinburgh thing soon.

[Famous Graham]

I was referring to the Grouse

[Tunku]

Famous Graham said:

I was referring to the Grouse

So wa zeye.

whenza nex meet?

Edited by Tunku on Friday 1st January 05:14

[Famous Graham]

Dunno - probably 2nd Thursday of January. Tis usually 2nd Thur of the month. Fluffnik will no doubt post something in the Scotia forum.

[Pints]

I answered "Yes" when asked the same question by Mrs Pints but sadly there was nothing in it for me.

Next time I'm going to let nod off to sleep and then whisper "Suprise!" What's the worst that could happen?