Police Hunt Supermarket Bum Sniffer

[Glassman]

Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as 'bizarre' sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind at a Co-Op store in Plymouth. WTF story plus video.

[10 Pence Short]

Is it a young guy or an old fart?

[SmokinV8]

Thats just soo wrong!

Employee got a bum-deal there.

[Penny-lope]

I thought at first he was just looking at something on the shelf....but

[Mercer89]

that is fairly amusing. and scary i was in plymouth for new years. And no, it wasn't me!

[Festive Ferg]

Glassy.
This was all done on PH while you were in Egypt, Mate.
Sorry.

[Glassman]

Festive Ferg said:

Glassy.
This was all done on PH while you were in Egypt, Mate.
Sorry.

Sniff, sniff.

[Gun]

You have to say, there are some extremely odd people about!

[LovelyTia]

It has to be the co op. I work for them and I have had my behind pinched a lot by old ladies! bare in mind I'm female myself. I have also been kissed on the cheek (or he tried to) co op shoppers are an odd bunch.

[Fort Jefferson]

He's only doing it for the crack.

[paddyhasneeds]

I have to watch how I word this because there are obviously lots of offensive/dodgy things that you can do without harming or touching someone, but does sniffing someone's arse really qualify as sexual assault?

[dmitsi]

Is he sniffing a blokes arse?

[bananapieface]

http://www.stealthbumming.com/

?????

[...Karl...]

paddyhasneeds said:

I have to watch how I word this because there are obviously lots of offensive/dodgy things that you can do without harming or touching someone, but does sniffing someone's arse really qualify as sexual assault?

Surely not! If that's the case then the poor bds who feel the wrath of my lager/curry arse on a Sunday morning are assaulting me. Admittedly the distance is far greater, but I'd say it was the other way round!

[Rach*]

Caravanman has been really quiet lately!

[LukeBird]

There are some very peculiar people out there!

[mybrainhurts]

Rach* said:

Caravanman has been really quiet lately!

and, indeed,

[mybrainhurts]

bananapieface said:

http://www.stealthbumming.com/

?????

Anybody trying to stealth bum me better make sure I've not been on the curry...

Or an ambiwlans will be needed...

[SFMXKR]

Fort Jefferson said:

He's only doing it for the crack.