This monthsTop Gear mag!
This monthsTop Gear mag!
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barefoot

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1,050 posts

314 months

Sunday 3rd January 2010
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Puts the Cerbera in it's list of all time top 20 worst cars ever! And the original Fiat 500 in it's best says it all....

Gazzab

21,648 posts

312 months

Sunday 3rd January 2010
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barefoot said:
Puts the Cerbera in it's list of all time top 20 worst cars ever! And the original Fiat 500 in it's best says it all....
If the mag is anything like the programme then its just trying to be provocative and to make a story out of nothing. We all know that JC loved the cerbera.
I hear that there is a chance that Top Gear will be binned soon, hopefully the mag will follow suit ! God awful.

barefoot

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1,050 posts

314 months

Sunday 3rd January 2010
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Got to be in any top 20 cars list surely no idea why they spout so much crap I don't even think they are being contraversial!

JensenA

5,671 posts

260 months

Sunday 3rd January 2010
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Dont take Top Gear seriously, it's long ceased to be a serious Motoring programme, It's sadly become just an Entertainment programe, with an increasingly diminishing Motoring Theme, and a means for 3 blokes with an interest in cars to enjoy themselves and have fun..................... The lucky bds smile

Edited by JensenA on Sunday 3rd January 21:29

Milky400

1,960 posts

208 months

Sunday 3rd January 2010
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you seriously think JC and etal have anything to do with the mag? i dont know, but would imagine not. We have all seen the show where the cerb kicks the crap out of everything in the drap race, and then JC's smile!!!

gruffalo

8,154 posts

256 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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Wasn't it Top Gear Mag that did a buyers guide and points to look for articale last year, rated the Cerb very highly, I think it was top gear?

Gazzab

21,648 posts

312 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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Top gear mag rated the cerb highly a couple of times I'm sure - didnt they review against an AMG / Brabus Merc and also against a whole set of v expensive supercars?

Raw Cerb

603 posts

278 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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Speed 199mph 0.60 3.9 and now from £10k, and its British. Its treason.


Mr M

1,276 posts

232 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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Saw this too in a pals copy on Xmas eve. Said it had the shape of a dildo or something equally bizzare. Coffee table material - which is in fact where it was placed.

qube_TA

8,405 posts

275 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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The magazine has nothing to do with the show, isn't a bad read TBH.

IIRC it was originally set up by Clarkson but other than having a column in there each month he isn't involved in it's production.


peteA

2,761 posts

264 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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qube_TA said:
The magazine has nothing to do with the show, isn't a bad read TBH.

IIRC it was originally set up by Clarkson but other than having a column in there each month he isn't involved in it's production.
OK OK...been biting my tongue on this trying to be the bigger person....its just a mag...they are entitled to their opinion...etc...etc but its doing my head in now!!!

...on what basis was the Cerbera placed in the top 20 worst cars?

VPower

3,598 posts

224 months

Monday 4th January 2010
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The Cerbera has Frighted more Journos into submission than any other car!rolleyes

AS Tiff said at that Ferrari press day. "At least I'm the fastest Journo here"!laugh

Nicholas Blair

4,111 posts

314 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Gazzab said:
barefoot said:
Puts the Cerbera in it's list of all time top 20 worst cars ever! And the original Fiat 500 in it's best says it all....
If the mag is anything like the programme then its just trying to be provocative and to make a story out of nothing. We all know that JC loved the cerbera.
I hear that there is a chance that Top Gear will be binned soon, hopefully the mag will follow suit ! God awful.
We can only hope!

Mr.Cerbera

5,151 posts

260 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Talking of comments we like or loathe.....

I think Martin Brundle's comment of "lairy" is still the best smile

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

291 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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FFS! Wind your necks in!

The TVR brand is a very niche market, the Cerb more so. It's a kit car that was built in a shed in Blackpool. It is tractor technology - nothing complicated which is why they were cheap and fell apart. Had the build quality been there, etc.,etc., they'd have sold like Porsches and cost the same.

Fact is because they are what they are, not everyone likes them. We all do, but it is a free country and because of that we will have us who love the cars because of, not despite, their faults and we will still have tossers who buy Peroduas and Porsches because of the way humankind is.

VPower

3,598 posts

224 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Tyre Smoke said:
FFS! Wind your necks in!

The TVR brand is a very niche market, the Cerb more so. It's a kit car that was built in a shed in Blackpool. It is tractor technology - nothing complicated which is why they were cheap and fell apart. Had the build quality been there, etc.,etc., they'd have sold like Porsches and cost the same.

Fact is because they are what they are, not everyone likes them. We all do, but it is a free country and because of that we will have us who love the cars because of, not despite, their faults and we will still have tossers who buy Peroduas and Porsches because of the way humankind is.
Hold on a minute! You just looped your argument, didn't you?

Most EVERYBODY who see my Cerbera says "Great Car mister" - That's mostly the local lads who walk past my drive.

One of the Ladies who walked past to the shops said, "What a beautiful looking car"! "What is it"?

Now I reckon that if ttGrunt mag held a poll, a lot of people might just vote it a bit higher than in the worst 20?

We all know that abuse and poor maintenance has caused reputation problems, and that cars of this calibre are expensive to maintain if you don't know how to do it.

But I don't think that those of us who have comfortable, reliable, beautiful, different and exiting cars should let some company car, Golf driving twunt of a jurno get away with poor reporting.

Just my humble opinion of course!
But then I've really never given a st what negative people think/say so far!cool

Gazzab

21,648 posts

312 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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I am not sure I agree that they were cheap - £60K almost for a cerb with a few extras. Thats more than many porsche models.

V8 GRF

7,299 posts

240 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Gazzab said:
I am not sure I agree that they were cheap - £60K almost for a cerb with a few extras. Thats more than many porsche models.
They were cheap in comparison to what you had to spend to get similar performance, iirc the nearest Ferrari on performance was £125k so that made the Cerb 'cheap' :-)

Edited by V8 GRF on Wednesday 6th January 22:16

kojak

4,547 posts

283 months

Thursday 7th January 2010
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Why read Top Gear mag anyway. I'll stick to Penthouse or Readers Wives. Lot more interesting.

Dave_M

5,486 posts

254 months

Thursday 7th January 2010
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Tyre Smoke said:
FFS! Wind your necks in!

The TVR brand is a very niche market, the Cerb more so. It's a kit car that was built in a shed in Blackpool. It is tractor technology - nothing complicated which is why they were cheap and fell apart. Had the build quality been there, etc.,etc., they'd have sold like Porsches and cost the same.

Fact is because they are what they are, not everyone likes them. We all do, but it is a free country and because of that we will have us who love the cars because of, not despite, their faults and we will still have tossers who buy Peroduas and Porsches because of the way humankind is.
I'm not aware cerbs were ever a kit car. I thought the last to be bought as kits were in the 70s with the M series (hardly a kit car in the correct sense, more of a tax dodge). Totally dispute cheap too, mine was over £55 10 years ago. Cheaper than other cars of similar performance, yes. Agree with the comments about niche market and quality compared to Porsche and what the sales could have been thoughsmile