Do you have any imagination?

[Doofus]

I'm probably setting myself up for a Syndrome moment in the near future, but having been here for a month or so I feel bound to say that I'm astonished by the sheer number of people who don't seem to have a clue about anything at all!

What car do I want to buy?
Where can I buy insurance?
My boss doesn't like me, what should I do?
My missus wants me to clean the windows, but I can't decide. Tell me what to think
Do I like peas?
What's my favourite colour?
How do you clean windows?
How many sugars do I like in my tea?
Which way is up?

For fk's sake, it's driving me bonkers!

Now I may be unique, in that I know a stload about everythihg. I'm particularly good on films I've never seen, but for st sake, can you people really not make up your own minds about anything?

I reckon about 25% of the people on here are just like that bloke in The Fast Show who can't decide on anything for himself. Do you know the one? No? WELL fkING GOOLE IT OR GO AND fkING ASK SOMEBODY WHO GIVES A st THEN!






Any good?
Not enough swearing, I know.
Must try harder.

I'm tired and I'm going to bed...

[OnTheOverrun]

They are lonely and want to start a thread. That is all.

[Stallion Pants]

That is good and all, but...


I need to go for a crap. Do I go for one now or would it be best if I can hold on to it for a little longer?

[TheEnd]

I don't know, i think so, but i might be imagining it.
What do you reckon?

[Stevenj214]

Doofus said:

What car do I want to buy?
Where can I buy insurance?
My boss doesn't like me, what should I do?
My missus wants me to clean the windows, but I can't decide. Tell me what to think
Do I like peas?
What's my favourite colour?
How do you clean windows?
How many sugars do I like in my tea?
Which way is up?

But wouldn't you chat about stuff like that with your mates down the pub?

[toxgobbler]

Stallion Pants said:

That is good and all, but...


I need to go for a crap. Do I go for one now or would it be best if I can hold on to it for a little longer?

They are always better when you hold them for as long as possible!

[Heathwood]

Stevenj214 said:

Doofus said:

What car do I want to buy?
Where can I buy insurance?
My boss doesn't like me, what should I do?
My missus wants me to clean the windows, but I can't decide. Tell me what to think
Do I like peas?
What's my favourite colour?
How do you clean windows?
How many sugars do I like in my tea?
Which way is up?

But wouldn't you chat about stuff like that with your mates down the pub?

Pretty sure I've discussed the last one down the pub after 8 pints of Peroni

[wombat172a]

toxgobbler said:

Stallion Pants said:

That is good and all, but...


I need to go for a crap. Do I go for one now or would it be best if I can hold on to it for a little longer?

They are always better when you hold them for as long as possible!

And which hand should i wipe with?

[Famous Graham]

Heathwood said:

Stevenj214 said:

Doofus said:

What car do I want to buy?
Where can I buy insurance?
My boss doesn't like me, what should I do?
My missus wants me to clean the windows, but I can't decide. Tell me what to think
Do I like peas?
What's my favourite colour?
How do you clean windows?
How many sugars do I like in my tea?
Which way is up?

But wouldn't you chat about stuff like that with your mates down the pub?

Pretty sure I've discussed the last one down the pub after 8 pints of Peroni

I'm actually impressed. I thought no one drank that stuff except with pizzas.

[Stevenj214]

Heathwood said:

Stevenj214 said:

Doofus said:

What car do I want to buy?
Where can I buy insurance?
My boss doesn't like me, what should I do?
My missus wants me to clean the windows, but I can't decide. Tell me what to think
Do I like peas?
What's my favourite colour?
How do you clean windows?
How many sugars do I like in my tea?
Which way is up?

But wouldn't you chat about stuff like that with your mates down the pub?

Pretty sure I've discussed the last one down the pub after 8 pints of Peroni

Does up = away? If so, does that make a mockery of Superman's famous catchphrase "Up, up and away!"?

[Doofus]

Stevenj214 said:

But wouldn't you chat about stuff like that with your mates down the pub?

What, you mean an "I'm much more useless than you" competition? No. We talk about interesting stuff.

[Eggman]

It's only a matter of time before one of them sets up a website so we can make all of their decisions for them - like The Truman Show for teh internetz.

[raf_gti]

Famous Graham said:

Heathwood said:

Stevenj214 said:

Doofus said:

What car do I want to buy?
Where can I buy insurance?
My boss doesn't like me, what should I do?
My missus wants me to clean the windows, but I can't decide. Tell me what to think
Do I like peas?
What's my favourite colour?
How do you clean windows?
How many sugars do I like in my tea?
Which way is up?

But wouldn't you chat about stuff like that with your mates down the pub?

Pretty sure I've discussed the last one down the pub after 8 pints of Peroni

I'm actually impressed. I thought no one drank that stuff except with pizzas.

Is that because it is more expensive than, well, just about anything.

£5.20 a pint in St. Andrews. s

[andy-xr]

Stallion Pants said:

That is good and all, but...


I need to go for a crap. Do I go for one now or would it be best if I can hold on to it for a little longer?

Thats only half the battle, then there's the fold or scrunch discussion to be had

[Puggit]

If something goes up in price from £1.00 to £1.20, what is that as a percentage rise?

[Justayellowbadge]

Doofus said:

I reckon about 25% of the people on here are just like that bloke in The Fast Show who can't decide on anything for himself. Do you know the one? No? WELL fkING GOOLE IT OR GO AND fkING ASK SOMEBODY WHO GIVES A st THEN!

Tried that, but it doesn't seem all that popular in the East Ridings, so I didn't get a satisfactory answer.

Can you suggest another popular search engine I could try?

[Steamer]

Doofus said:

Do you have any imagination?

Blah blah blah

.... it's driving me bonkers!

Hey I just googled that and the irony truck turned up in my search results!! Who'ed of thunk it.

Edited by Steamer on Monday 4th January 10:38

[Neil H]

So, when are you back at school?

[Biker's Nemesis]

Strewth.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Please can you tell me how to respond to the thread..




Oh yes.... you Turd (best I can come up with without your help)