Hard times coming home this evening in a 535d
Hard times coming home this evening in a 535d
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AB

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20,548 posts

225 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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I don't know if anyone else was struggling with this tonight or if I was being stupid?

The snow came down very quickly this evening to the extent where the ground got covered in snow pretty unexpectedly having already been covered the night before. No rain prior to it stuck and when compressed was like an ice rink. Personally, I've never driven in anything like it; sure, I've driven in snow, ice and slush but this was pretty alien.

So anyway, to my point, we are on the motorway as it is coming down, everything grinds to a halt my 20 mile motorway journey takes 3 hours.

But I'm in a 535d, and even with my foot fully pressed on the brake, the torque from the rear wheels is pushing the front wheels to slide. The slowest you can crawl is the speed the car goes with your foot off the go pedal.

So in order to maintain a slightly slower speed you need to keep flicking between D and N which I wouldn't have thought was all that mechanically sympathetic - but to add to this, below a certain speed you can't switch from N to D without pressing the brake hard enough to slide or to appear to the person behind like you are a bit of a dick.

Anyone else had this problem?

All i did to combat it was leave a huge gap, then get rolling, slow down gradually to a stop in N, then set off again when the gap was large enough. Even so, with people swapping lanes like tits, made me look a bit stupid I felt.


Timberwolf

5,374 posts

248 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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Can you engage the handbrake? (I guess if you have one of the more finicky electronic ones it might not like being engaged while moving, or for that matter partially engage so you can keep moving.) Even if the idle torque can overcome it, surely it would help...

Is there not some kind of facility for keeping the car in a high gear even at a standstill? Both of my autos have had a switch to make them start off in third gear for wintry conditions, although it's not a universal feature.

Edited by Timberwolf on Tuesday 5th January 20:58

sparks_E39

12,738 posts

243 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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BMW's in the snow are little more than useless, I know mine is.

AB

Original Poster:

20,548 posts

225 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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Engaging the handbrake makes the back end slide, even at 0.01mph so really wasn't an option. Also, flicking it into steptronic (that's the name for BMW flick manual on an auto i think) would only let me pull away in 1st or 2nd so I couldn't put it in third like I would in a manual perhaps? In second, the 'crawl' speed was even quicker.

It was just one godawful situation and I was sat on the one stretch of m'way for 2.5 hours. Much more tiring that the manual Z4 would have been and no way was I even attempting to back the 8 series up the steep drive.

AB

Original Poster:

20,548 posts

225 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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So I'm an idiot... or I'm the only person!

zetec02

382 posts

228 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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Off topic but would i have seen you in the Z4 in belper over the christmas break?

richterswil

872 posts

221 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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AB said:
So I'm an idiot... or I'm the only person!
Not an idiot at all I'd say. I haven't even tried to move my 535d, assuming the combination of weight, auto, rear wheel drive, wide, low profile tyres etc etc would make it impossible. Our 320d (manual) did eventually get off the drive (which has a VERY slight slope) with DTC off and lots of dishwasher salt on the floor and old carpet underneath the rear wheels but within 5 yards of leaving the drive it got stuck again and took several neighbours to help push it back onto the drive where it sits now; unlikely to move tomorrow either.

We're stranded!!

Anyone got a helicopter I can borrow?

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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Put it in M1, that helps. Unfortunately the slush box does push them along when you don't want it to irked

gavinbailey

45 posts

230 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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sparks_E39 said:
BMW's in the snow are little more than useless, I know mine is.
See this debate on the M5 Board - a set of decent winter tyres appear to make all the difference!

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e39-m5-e52-z8-dis...

AB

Original Poster:

20,548 posts

225 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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zetec02 said:
Off topic but would i have seen you in the Z4 in belper over the christmas break?
Unless you recognised my ugly mug them you won't have seen me, I was very close to Belper in the 535d on 28/29/30 December.

AB

Original Poster:

20,548 posts

225 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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BliarOut said:
Put it in M1, that helps. Unfortunately the slush box does push them along when you don't want it to irked
M1 didn't seem to make any difference at all to D, assuming that at 0/1mph the auto box is in 1st gear anyway?

Definitely annoying.

mondayo

1,842 posts

293 months

Tuesday 5th January 2010
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Auto boxes and diesels do not make for easy driving in the snow. Dad is currently driving the 530D and going nowhere.
Mate has a 535D like yourself, and as soon as it starts snowing he puts the tv on and his feet up and waits for it thaw, before even bothering to try and drive anywhere.

MrHappy

493 posts

220 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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My 535d auto is a nightmare too.

Good fun if the roads are empty and you can go slow but otherwise a pain in the ass.

I have to move mine out of the carpark as i know 2mo i won't get it up the hill!

Still, day off work..

phelix

4,683 posts

279 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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gavinbailey said:
sparks_E39 said:
BMW's in the snow are little more than useless, I know mine is.
See this debate on the M5 Board - a set of decent winter tyres appear to make all the difference!

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/e39-m5-e52-z8-dis...
yes But the instant torque of the 535d means starts need to be very gentle indeed to avoid the back end stepping out - the traction control doesn't respond fast enough. And the better braking of the snow tyres is great until the twit behind you can't stop anywhere near as fast and slides into you!

christer

2,804 posts

281 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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i drove all the way back from Nothern Denmark this weekend. I have summer tyres and if I am honest I am lucky to have got back. I am Norwegian and have some experience in driving in arctic onditions but this was not fun.

Solution: winter tyres! (or 4x4smile)

okgo

42,232 posts

228 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Talk to 'The Great Pretender' he knows how to drive a bmw through snow. Apparently.

phib

4,520 posts

289 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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No mine is usless as well .. so much so its in the classifieds as I am going off to buy a Range Rover.

Unfortunatly where we live its either Snow / Flooding or Farmer mud on the road !!! for the first few miles of my journey every day.

Anyone want a full spec 535d !!! 54k new

Phib

Demolitionman13

235 posts

248 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Another one struggling to go anywhere other than M roads at the moment, in a 535d wavey

I knew i should have opted for the RRS when it was offered to me.

martin vr6

3,883 posts

231 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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Its not a 535d but our 335d has been absolutely faultless in the snow, it got hairy in the ice on the 1st but the ice was that bad i struggled to stand let alone drive on it

So far i really cannot see what all this fuss about a BMW being useless in the snow is about, as long as you plan your journey then you should be fine

eliot

11,995 posts

284 months

Wednesday 6th January 2010
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My e39 540 would pull away in M1,M2 or M3 - did you try a higher gear?
I dont understand how you cant stop the rear wheels spinning by pressing the brake though? - My vxr8 started to crawl forwards whilst the front brakes were locked - so I just pressed the brake pedal harder and it stopped.