Warrant out for horse sex accused: Pun-tastic.

[Olf]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/...

Come on - let's have 'em.

[Taita]

Horsing around?

ETA: Just noticed the criminal damage. Made me anyway, rough horse sex.

Edited by Taita on Wednesday 6th January 19:58

[odyssey2200]

In the maine you will just get a lot of Nay sayers.

Trot on!

[900T-R]

"He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates."

So it's alright to date horses and donkeys, then?

[whitechief]

When he said he was off to see a nice young filly......

[TheEnd]

what an ass

[Nick_F]

Who farted?

[Tangent Police]

Is that one base further than feeding the pony?

[TimJMS]

Manège à trois?

[odyssey2200]

I bet he got saddled with the ugly one.

[Pesty]

Leicester? I thought he lived in canterbury his neigh-bours said he was in a stable relationship but he fell at the first hurdle.
They were anoyed with him because he was always shouting and it made his voice horse but they were saddled with him. They just wanted to get along, that was their mane priority. Hoof cared what he got up to in his spare time? They didn't want to stirrup any trouble.

[Olf]

Pesty said:

Leicester? I thought he lived in canterbury his neigh-bours said he was in a stable relationship but he fell at the first hurdle.
They were anoyed with him because he was always shouting and it made his voice horse but they were saddled with him. They just wanted to get along, that was their mane priority. Hoof cared what he got up to in his spare time? They didn't want to stirrup any trouble.

8/10

[Ayahuasca]

Buggery OF a donkey but WITH a horse.

FFS.

I blame YOU P for the unbridled passions it stirs up.

Edited by Ayahuasca on Wednesday 6th January 20:16

[odyssey2200]

They say that the is in a stable condition.

[hyperblue]

He'd be a foal not to hand himself in.

[Olf]

hyperblue said:

He'd be a foal not to hand himself in.

[odyssey2200]

I bet she Nags him about it

[Pesty]

hyperblue said:

He'd be a foal not to hand himself in.

[odyssey2200]

He Mustang around with the wrong crowd.

[poo at Paul's]

Ass to Mount?