What a knob!

[V8mate]

In an effort to raise this News section out of its fascination with the Daily Mail, I bring you a far more intellectually challenging piece from the Telegraph.

40-ish year old PHer from Hampshire...

Swerni? Where were you on Tuesday?

[Diderot]

[FourWheelDrift]

Not sure if it was because of the PH reference but I could have sworn I read "pie" instead of "pipe" the first time.

[dandarez]

That hurt just to read that

And wtf were they doing using a FOUR AND A HALF INCH grinder!!

Just imagine that guy's face.

'Don't panic sir, there are seven members of the Fire Brigade 'coming'() with their cutting gear'.

Surely they didn't use a proper angle-grinder with a 4.5inch disc?
Ain't they heard of a 'Dremel'?

[TheEnd]

they probably waved the angle grinder about to see if it would "release itself", put him under, then used a dremel...

[CatherineJ]

Goodness me.

The cold must have turned his brain funny.

[FourWheelDrift]

"Don't worry sir, I'll get you out of that in a jiffy."

[JayKaybi]

V8mate said:

In an effort to raise this News section out of its fascination with the Daily Mail, I bring you a far more intellectually challenging piece from the Telegraph.

40-ish year old PHer from Hampshire...

Swerni? Where were you on Tuesday?

Interestingly, you heard it from Swerni first

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

[TheEnd]

FourWheelDrift said:

"Don't worry sir, I'll get you out of that in a jiffy."

It's good, but it's not right!

[CooperD]

Should have shown him a picture of Jo Brand. Might not have needed to cut the pipe off!!

[Poledriver]

V8mate said:

In an effort to raise this News section out of its fascination with the Daily Mail, I bring you a far more intellectually challenging piece from the Telegraph.

40-ish year old PHer from Hampshire...

Swerni? Where were you on Tuesday?

He was here

[Fer]

TheEnd said:

FourWheelDrift said:

"Don't worry sir, I'll get you out of that in a jiffy."

It's good, but it's not right!

I see what you did there!

[V8mate]

Poledriver said:

V8mate said:

In an effort to raise this News section out of its fascination with the Daily Mail, I bring you a far more intellectually challenging piece from the Telegraph.

40-ish year old PHer from Hampshire...

Swerni? Where were you on Tuesday?

He was here

So I reposted. So did you


Anyway, hardly my fault Swerni can't post in the right section of the forum, is it?

Spooky that he was the first person I thought of when reading of such an idiot and he was the person to bring the story to the party.

So Swerni, isn't metal pipe a bit cold this time of year? I thought you used Guinea Pigs during the winter?

[FourWheelDrift]

Fer said:

TheEnd said:

FourWheelDrift said:

"Don't worry sir, I'll get you out of that in a jiffy."

It's good, but it's not right!

I see what you did there!

Just say what you see.

[Poledriver]

V8mate said:

Poledriver said:

V8mate said:

In an effort to raise this News section out of its fascination with the Daily Mail, I bring you a far more intellectually challenging piece from the Telegraph.

40-ish year old PHer from Hampshire...

Swerni? Where were you on Tuesday?

He was here

So I reposted. So did you


Anyway, hardly my fault Swerni can't post in the right section of the forum, is it?

Spooky that he was the first person I thought of when reading of such an idiot and he was the person to bring the story to the party.

So Swerni, isn't metal pipe a bit cold this time of year? I thought you used Guinea Pigs during the winter?

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[V8mate]

swerni said:

Poledriver said:

V8mate said:

Poledriver said:

V8mate said:

In an effort to raise this News section out of its fascination with the Daily Mail, I bring you a far more intellectually challenging piece from the Telegraph.

40-ish year old PHer from Hampshire...

Swerni? Where were you on Tuesday?

He was here

So I reposted. So did you


Anyway, hardly my fault Swerni can't post in the right section of the forum, is it?

Spooky that he was the first person I thought of when reading of such an idiot and he was the person to bring the story to the party.

So Swerni, isn't metal pipe a bit cold this time of year? I thought you used Guinea Pigs during the winter?

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Sorry folks V8 is a bit of a retard when it comes geography.

I'm in Surrey oh fat one

You might live in Surrey. But a quick check of the CRB reveals that you always pop over the border for 'shenanigans'.