Following on from the silly business titles thread...

[TheCarpetCleaner]

I need help for something I am doing

Can you help me think up the most pompous business jargony title for a Carpet Cleaner, but it has to make sense as well.

Along the lines of

Fabric Dirt Removal Specialist or something



Cheers

[OnTheOverrun]

Horizontal Tapestry Depuration Artisan?

[digitise]

Bulked continuous filament hygiene engineer

Edited by digitise on Thursday 7th January 15:44

[Neil H]

Textile Flooring Rejuvenation Consultant

[escargot]

shag cleansing scientist

[chunkymonkey71]

Surface Engineer.

[360 detailing]

Textured flooring appearance enhancement officer

[Howard-]

Floor-based Soft Surface Contamination Removal Engineer

[Glassman]

Is this for your 60 seconds?

[Steamer]

Axminster Miester

or

The Miester of Axminster if you prefer.

[Mattygooner]

Criminal given a second chance.

[Glassman]

Vax on, Vax off.

[Gylen]

Mattygooner said:

Criminal given a second chance.

I don't get it...

[TheCarpetCleaner]

Glassman said:

Is this for your 60 seconds?

no it is for part of a promotional meeting thing I am doing

Cheers all so far, excellent ideas

[Mr Sea]

TheCarpetCleaner said:

I need help for something I am doing

Can you help me think up the most pompous business jargony title for a Carpet Cleaner, but it has to make sense as well.

Along the lines of

Fabric Dirt Removal Specialist or something



Cheers

Dial: F D R S

For A Cleaner Carpet!

No Flaws In Your Floors!

Edited by Mr Sea on Thursday 7th January 20:56

[Mr Sea]

Could add, 'specialize in knee skin removal from carpets'

[spyder dryver]

If it was a company name then..

Piles of Smiles. Tuft Solutions.

[hectic]

Vituperation counsellor

Edited by hectic on Thursday 7th January 21:34

[eldar]

iScrub

[Glassman]

eldar said:

iScrub