Dyslexic Jokes!!!

[davido140]

I'm sat having dinner with the GFs dyslexic friend, she's dyslexic and loves the jokes, quick give me your best ones!

Ta!

[Cara Van Man]

oprest!!!

[Ganglandboss]

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic pimp?

[Alexdaredevilz]

did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who won the lottery and bought a warehouse?

[Ganglandboss]

Did you hear the one about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic?

[deeen]

i've been cured, KO now

[davido140]

Ganglandboss said:

Did you hear the one about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic?

Contemplating the existence of dog!

Keep 'em coming!!!!

[RizzoTheRat]

did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

[Killer2005]

Why shouldn't you mock a dyslexic dwarf?

[Ace-T]

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

What's a blub?

Trace

[Legmaster]

The dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to Santa

[Fort Jefferson]

Old McDonald was dyslexic, OIEOI

[TheEnd]

Did you here about the dyslexic IRA terrorist? He got his Semtex and his Tampax mixed up, and blew up the wrong altogether!

[alcad]

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.

[davido140]

Killer2005 said:

Why shouldn't you mock a dyslexic dwarf?

Dunno! Quick gimmie the punchline!

Soul sold to santa is the best so far!

[Killer2005]

davido140 said:

Killer2005 said:

Why shouldn't you mock a dyslexic dwarf?

Dunno! Quick gimmie the punchline!

Soul sold to santa is the best so far!

Its not big and not clever

[RizzoTheRat]

Get the title of the thread right! It's Lysdexic!

[Mr Sea]

ONE.
Dyslexic man & wife, couldn't do sex.
Were trying to do a 'ninety six'.

TWO.
Dyslexic homeless man.
Had a sign 'Will fk for Wood'

[KP328]

A dyslexic man fancy's a pint and walks into a bra.

[ellroy]

two dyslexic skiers. ONe says let zig zag down the slope.
No, the other one says its zag zig.
Tell you what says the first lets ask this fella.
Excuse me sir going down the slope do you zig zag or zag zig?
No idea he says, i'm a toboganist.

In that case can i have 20 B&H?