Why is that ? Weird things humans do

[lazyitus]

When celebrating, why do we punch the air or hold our arms upwards ?

wtf

[blindswelledrat]

Good thread. We do some weird things don't we?
WHy is it that when having sex with a woman we like to make her dress as a crocodile and wear sheeps tits on her back? What makes us want that so much?

[boobles]

& why do some people like there girlfriend/wife to dress up as a school girl?
I mean wtf is that fantasy all about?

[guffhoover]

blindswelledrat said:

Good thread. We do some weird things don't we?
WHy is it that when having sex with a woman we like to make her dress as a crocodile and wear sheeps tits on her back? What makes us want that so much?

[GTIR]

Why do we spread about when in a cafe or waiting area even though its empty?

[lazyitus]

blindswelledrat said:

Good thread. We do some weird things don't we?
WHy is it that when having sex with a woman we like to make her dress as a crocodile and wear sheeps tits on her back? What makes us want that so much?

This has no place in the thread. It's standard practice, not weird.

[bigTee]

blindswelledrat said:

Good thread. We do some weird things don't we?
WHy is it that when having sex with a woman we like to make her dress as a crocodile and wear sheeps tits on her back? What makes us want that so much?

[M-J-B]

GTIR said:

Why do we spread about when in a cafe or waiting area even though its empty?

We only do it because you smell so bad

[freecar]

boobles said:

& why do some people like there girlfriend/wife to dress up as a school girl?
I mean wtf is that fantasy all about?

Nostalgia! I don't know about you but secondary school was my sexual awakening!

[deviant]

Why don't people like to sit next to strangers? I.E when you go to the cinema to see a new and highly anticipated film that has sold all seats you always see a single spare seat between strangers and people milling about the end of the row to scared to either sit in the middle of strangers or to scared to ask people to shove up.

[GTIR]

M-J-B said:

GTIR said:

Why do we spread about when in a cafe or waiting area even though its empty?

We only do it because you smell so bad

Sorry about that but you should have woken me up earlier so I could of showered!

Edited by GTIR on Tuesday 12th January 14:15

[lazyitus]

deviant said:

Why don't people like to sit next to strangers? I.E when you go to the cinema to see a new and highly anticipated film that has sold all seats you always see a single spare seat between strangers and people milling about the end of the row to scared to either sit in the middle of strangers or to scared to ask people to shove up.

Because you think people will think you're gay.

Same as when you go to public lavs and it's mandatory to leave a space between you and the next weeing man. Just for a laugh, next time pick a urinal right next to somebody and stare at his penis whilst making 'ugh ugh' noises and periodically closing your eyes slowly. See how long you can last before getting either lamped or noshed off. Great game for hard or gay people.

Edited by lazyitus on Tuesday 12th January 11:58

[M-J-B]

GTIR said:

M-J-B said:

GTIR said:

Why do we spread about when in a cafe or waiting area even though its empty?

We only do it because you smell so bad

Sorry about that but you should of woken me up earlier so I could of showered!

No problem farty pants

[scenario8]

freecar said:

boobles said:

& why do some people like there girlfriend/wife to dress up as a school girl?
I mean wtf is that fantasy all about?

Nostalgia! I don't know about you but secondary school was my sexual awakening!

Damn my parents for sending me to an all boys school. Damn them, I say...

[M-J-B]

scenario8 said:

freecar said:

boobles said:

& why do some people like there girlfriend/wife to dress up as a school girl?
I mean wtf is that fantasy all about?

Nostalgia! I don't know about you but secondary school was my sexual awakening!

Damn my parents for sending me to an all boys school. Damn them, I say...

Not sure about that.

For a couple of the boys at my school it was definitely their sexual awakening

[HereBeMonsters]

freecar said:

boobles said:

& why do some people like there girlfriend/wife to dress up as a school girl?
I mean wtf is that fantasy all about?

Nostalgia! I don't know about you but secondary school was my sexual awakening!

Unfortunately it was for me as well. At an all-boys school.

[garycat]

GTIR said:

M-J-B said:

GTIR said:

Why do we spread about when in a cafe or waiting area even though its empty?

We only do it because you smell so bad

Sorry about that but you should of woken me up earlier so I could of showered!

Why do people write "of" instead of "have"? Weird. I mean, if you say it, it can sound similar but if you write it, it doesn't make any sense at all.

[Gargamel]

Mimicking behavior in others, specifically yawning.

[snotrag]

Gargamel said:

Mimicking behavior in others, specifically yawning.

Yawning is down to inbuilt self preservation instinct I think?

Someone yawns (mouth wide open), your brain thinks quick, this room is running out of oxygen, thus you open your gob wide open to try and take it all in yourself.

[TonyHetherington]

Why, when you're in that phase of just getting off to sleep, does your whole body twitch?

Specifically, why does my girlfriend do it when I have my arm around her, so she ends up headbutting me?