Sometimes the Americans get it right

[AUDIHenry]

"Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activis...

[phumy]

Particularly liked this bit from the article:

"Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”


When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

Edited by phumy on Wednesday 13th January 05:40

[Jez64]

Got what they deserved

[Tunku]

When PC meets the real world.

[Airbag]

Is this like an independent version of The Onion?

[AUDIHenry]

Airbag said:

Is this like an independent version of The Onion?

Yes, but I wish this would happen

[jeff m]

“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

No it didn't

Even the gayest tree hugger cannot possibly think he is going to be able to throw balloons filled with red dye over a Harley and its owner. To do it to a complete herd just makes one wonder what they were smoking.

I think they were very lucky, must have chanced upom some "part timers", could have been a lot worse (or better)

[Craigyp79]

I'm genuinely surprised that anyone actually thinks this is a real news report!

Are there people out there who read Newsarse and think it's genuine?

[Jasandjules]

Craigyp79 said:

I'm genuinely surprised that anyone actually thinks this is a real news report!

Are there people out there who read Newsarse and think it's genuine?

No but I am really hoping it is true. Mainly because I can imagine the tree huggers actually thinking that the bikers would be willing to listen to their point of view etc...

[Frankeh]

I'm quite sure it's satire.
If the obvious satirical nature of the story doesn't do it for you, look at the writers name.

[fathomfive]

Absolute quality.

[Kaelic]

SAMCRO would smoke their asses

[off_again]

I so want that to be true. That's fantastic (true or not).

[jshell]

Kaelic said:

SAMCRO would smoke their asses

That sounds really fking gay...!

[BoRED S2upid]

Isn't gaffer tape strong stuff. If I were the owner i'd be thinking of using this for publicity purposes!.

[vz-r_dave]

That is fantastic, the good thing about it is that there was no fighting invloved.

[jshell]

vz-r_dave said:

That is fantastic, the good thing about it is that there was no fighting invloved.

You reckon?

[vz-r_dave]

jshell said:

vz-r_dave said:

That is fantastic, the good thing about it is that there was no fighting invloved.

You reckon?

Ok maybe the protesters threw a few slap's here and there but it doesnt seem like the bikers went out with flists blazing. Atleast they where calm enough to invite them along haha.

[Frankeh]

This is a spoof article. Stop reply as if it actually happened.

[soad]

Pure class, i see the one in a photo is gagged also, so couldn't scream cry like a girl.