If Germany tried to invade Britain TODAY...

[Ayahuasca]

Who would win?

Let's say the French rolled over and let the Germans get to the channel coast. No nuclear weapons allowed.

The RAF, RN and Army against the modern Luftwaffe, Bundeswehr and Bundesmarine.

Typhoons dueling over the Channel.

F3s chasing down F4s.

Challengers taking on Leopards (if they got across).

Woould it be a BoB II?

[Steamer]

If they brought their own salt & grit... they would!

[HellDiver]

Germany, considering most of the UK armed forces are fking about in the middle east for bullst reasons.

[bull996]

Depends how fast they invaded.

If they were speeding, then they would all be locked in a matter of minutes, so we would win.

[drivin_me_nuts]

You're making it too hard. All the Germans have to do is activate the kill switch in their cars and middle england, the chavier parts of the estates that smear this green and pleasant land would instantly cease to function.

(That and the kill switch in their rather well used big company software and people won't travel and the economy would be a bit fecked for a while)

[Kuroblack350]

HellDiver said:

Germany, considering most of the UK armed forces are fking about in the middle east for bullst reasons.

So are they

[Neil H]

Ayahuasca said:

No nuclear weapons allowed.

Pffft, where's the fun in that?

[Hugo a Gogo]

HellDiver said:

Germany, considering most of the UK armed forces are fking about in the middle east for bullst reasons.

and lots of the rest are in Germany

[Fleegle]

Where would the benefit be by invading a country thats on its knees?

Also, they wouldn't need to invade. They could just turn up on our doorstep like all the illegal's and be invited in.

[randlemarcus]

Neil H said:

Ayahuasca said:

No nuclear weapons allowed.

Pffft, where's the fun in that?

Yeah, thats why we have France and Belgium

[Ayahuasca]

Kuroblack350 said:

HellDiver said:

Germany, considering most of the UK armed forces are fking about in the middle east for bullst reasons.

So are they

So we can have a re-run of 8th Army vs Afrika Corps desert tank battles.

[10 Pence Short]

Why the f&ck would they want the UK? To pick up our debt tab? To deal with the overflowing prisons? To learn our PC culture? Kerry Katona?

They'd probably rather invade Bosnia.

[DrTre]

10 Pence Short said:

They'd probably rather invade Bosnia.

Or France. They could go for the hat-trick.

[10 Pence Short]

anonymous said:

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You mean like, firearms?

[BoRED S2upid]

You have to question why anybody would want to.

[rhinochopig]

They tried a few years back when they bought Rover. It was like the business equivalent of war of the worlds. A superior species trying to take over a lesser one only to be defeated by the microbes of British middle management.

[_rubinho_]

Wasn't there a poll on this topic just the other day?

[grumbledoak]

rhinochopig said:

They tried a few years back when they bought Rover. It was like the business equivalent of war of the worlds. A superior species trying to take over a lesser one only to be defeated by the microbes of British middle management.

Sad, but true.

[Ayahuasca]

grumbledoak said:

rhinochopig said:

They tried a few years back when they bought Rover. It was like the business equivalent of war of the worlds. A superior species trying to take over a lesser one only to be defeated by the microbes of British middle management.

Sad, but true.

[ZR1cliff]

Steamer said:

If they brought their own salt & grit... they would!

I might have to switch sides.