What assumptions do you jump to?

[Kermit power]

First assumption - I assume that all people jump to assumptions about some things, so what assumptions do you jump to?

My assumption for today involved the woman opposite me on the train, who was quietly minding her own business, reading a book, wearing a reasonably conservative suit and blouse. She was, however, a complete and utter slut. How do I know this? Because she was wearing fishnets. Therefore I have to assume she is a slut.

Anyone else have any possibly unreasonable assumptions to share?

[AJS-]

I tend to distrust people with small heads.

[V8mate]

Russians are s.

[Benten]

I assume that if a black guy is sitting on a bus and a another black guy gets on that they will know each other. This goes for every minority race.
Don't know why I think this.

[ShadownINja]

I always assume women, at some point, will say something that isn't rational. Just have to keep your guard up or you'll forget and get thrown mid-conversation.

[andy_s]

I've jumped to conclusions, but never assumptions.

[Matt Evans]

AJS- said:

I tend to distrust people with small heads.

I'm the same with people that have thin lips (facial lips - before I get heckled at for being a clunge bandit).

[Mr Ben]

All women, in some way or another, are Mental.

[WildCards]

All Greek/Cypriot people must own a kebab shop.

[Dave^]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Sheep + Human = Wales....

[evenflow]

All Impreza drivers live in council houses.

[vrooom]

I assume all woman are bisexual.

[Steamer]

Kermit power said:

How do I know this? Because she was wearing fishnets. Therefore I have to assume she is a slut.

Probably just worked in face to face business Sales.

(which could actually mean your assumption was correct on reflection!)

[trickywoo]

Anyone with a bushy grey 'tache is a tt.

Spiv pencil 'taches are OK as are other colours.

[LukeBird]

Anybody who is an MLM is a tt.
Anybody who drives an MPV or an SUV (or for that matter any three-lettered abbreviation for their car) is generally not going to drive very well and I keep clear.
Anybody with a dangly window thing in their car (you know, "Princess on board", "I stick to 30, keep off my arse" etc.) will generally be an appalling driver also.

[Cupramax]

Anyone who drive a Renault Scenic will have their fog lights on

[Matt Evans]

LukeBird said:

Anybody who drives an MPV or an SUV (or for that matter any three-lettered abbreviation for their car) is generally not going to drive very well and I keep clear.

Evo?

[Silent1]

I try and avoid jumping, it can really make one stand out in a crowd.

[papabear]

People who shake your hand all flimzy and limp should not be trusted.

[V8S]

Women who pluck all their eyebrows out and then pencil them back on as thin lines are mental. It is the sort of thing I'd think a mental patient would do to pass the time.