Viz - A retrospective
Viz - A retrospective
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DrTre

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12,957 posts

249 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Kickstarted by a comment on another thread, what are people's favourite Viz sayings, letters, top tips, adverts, stories, anything.

Some of mine:
Fox in a box
Mickey and his monkey spunk moped.
Kevin and his dead rat.
"I fancy Jimmy Krankie. I can't work out if I'm gay, straight, or a paedophile"
The mars bar series: Fun size mars bars make ideal normal size mars bars for dwarfs etc.
Roger Mellies "Bristol Maze"



Edited by DrTre on Friday 15th January 15:36

wildcat45

8,143 posts

206 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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ASWAD.

A Shave wk and Dump!

Funnily enough I was at a party last night and Chris and Simon Donald were both there. Didn't have a chance to blag the latest Profanassaurus off them - like I did last time!

DrTre

Original Poster:

12,957 posts

249 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Chris Donalds biog is class

GregE240

10,857 posts

284 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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The Thieving Gypsy B*stards.

The first two frames of that cartoon nearly made me cough out a lung laughing.

Gargamel

15,651 posts

278 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Patient "Dr, there is something wrong with me, my poo comes out like chips"




Dr. Hmmm, have you tried taking your string vest off?






cazzer

8,883 posts

265 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Famous people on the toilet.

Number 5: Neville Chamberlain.

"I have in my hand a piece of paper"

smile

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

250 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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My all time favourite is from Zit i am afraid:-

Lambrusco, the alcoholic sheep with an attitude.

hehe

Edited by Rude-boy on Friday 15th January 15:32

chunkymonkey71

13,128 posts

215 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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The Paul McCartney Story:

Top Pop Mop Top Pot Shot Plot Flops.


Ganglandboss

8,447 posts

220 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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The advert in my profile!

Gaspode

4,167 posts

213 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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"pedal away those Tag-Nut blues"

Dodgey_Rog

2,019 posts

277 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Gaspode said:
"pedal away those Tag-Nut blues"
CLAG GONE!!!!

tonyvid

9,884 posts

260 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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"going to shoot some furry 'oops tonight"

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

215 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Soapy tit-wk
Get ooooorf moi laaaaaaand
kappa slappa
And finbaar, obviously. Bsnurk Bsnurk.

5pen

2,054 posts

223 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Ganglandboss said:
The advert in my profile!
That's one of my favourites! "Car loan off Jim Davidson?"

Don

28,378 posts

301 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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I loved the "XR4i Turbo Nutter bd" - you'll have to beat them off with a stty stick. hehe

Jesus TF Christ

5,740 posts

248 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Top tip:
Ugly birds: become more attractive by simply moving north.

Letter:
Just in case Samantha Mumba comes round and demands a portion, here is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse.
And if I have any left, I'll do the arse again.

rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

244 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Having the mental age of a 10 year old I always lover Finbarr Saunders.

"I was putting up some pictures the other day when old Mrs Miggins walked in and caught me banging one into the wall" Phnarr, phnarr...

ETA Incidentally, Chris Donald lived next door but one to a good friend of mine. Used to have about 7 Minis in his undersized front garden.

Edited by rocksteadyeddie on Friday 15th January 15:56

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

301 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Finbar Saunders and his Double Entendres... phnaar...

DrTre

Original Poster:

12,957 posts

249 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Jesus TF Christ said:
Letter:
Just in case Samantha Mumba comes round and demands a portion, here is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse.
And if I have any left, I'll do the arse again.
rofl

I remember Clag Gone too and "you'll be beating them off with a stty stick"

What about Muff-Away, aka QuimTrim

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

242 months

Friday 15th January 2010
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Jump Jet Fanny and her Hawker-Siddeley tt

Oh and the doll + bleach advert. "Mummy, this lemonade tastes funny."

Edited by Famous Graham on Friday 15th January 15:58