Viz - A retrospective
Discussion
Kickstarted by a comment on another thread, what are people's favourite Viz sayings, letters, top tips, adverts, stories, anything.
Some of mine:
Fox in a box
Mickey and his monkey spunk moped.
Kevin and his dead rat.
"I fancy Jimmy Krankie. I can't work out if I'm gay, straight, or a paedophile"
The mars bar series: Fun size mars bars make ideal normal size mars bars for dwarfs etc.
Roger Mellies "Bristol Maze"
Some of mine:
Fox in a box
Mickey and his monkey spunk moped.
Kevin and his dead rat.
"I fancy Jimmy Krankie. I can't work out if I'm gay, straight, or a paedophile"
The mars bar series: Fun size mars bars make ideal normal size mars bars for dwarfs etc.
Roger Mellies "Bristol Maze"
Edited by DrTre on Friday 15th January 15:36
Having the mental age of a 10 year old I always lover Finbarr Saunders.
"I was putting up some pictures the other day when old Mrs Miggins walked in and caught me banging one into the wall" Phnarr, phnarr...
ETA Incidentally, Chris Donald lived next door but one to a good friend of mine. Used to have about 7 Minis in his undersized front garden.
"I was putting up some pictures the other day when old Mrs Miggins walked in and caught me banging one into the wall" Phnarr, phnarr...
ETA Incidentally, Chris Donald lived next door but one to a good friend of mine. Used to have about 7 Minis in his undersized front garden.
Edited by rocksteadyeddie on Friday 15th January 15:56
Jesus TF Christ said:
Letter:
Just in case Samantha Mumba comes round and demands a portion, here is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse.
And if I have any left, I'll do the arse again.
Just in case Samantha Mumba comes round and demands a portion, here is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse.
And if I have any left, I'll do the arse again.

I remember Clag Gone too and "you'll be beating them off with a s

What about Muff-Away, aka QuimTrim
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