Sleep Talking Man - very amusing

[Bee_Jay]

Few things make me laugh out loud, but this really did.

Now paranoid about my wife buying a voice-activated recorder...

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

[soad]

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

[Elskeggso]

Genuinely funny site

[Elskeggso]

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

[Bee_Jay]

"I demand compensation in cola bottles. Lots of fizzy cola bottles. In one lump sum."

"Dance for me, go on. Oh you were! I thought you were having a spaz attack..... Doofus."

[beakr]

"Lentils are evil. Pure fking oozing evil. Take them away from me."

[KaraK]

sleeptalkinman said:

"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."

You can sort of see how he got there on the above.. beked potatoes + sleep context = baked pillows maybe?

This on the other hand is just plain freaky:

sleeptalkinman said:

"Dogs' scrotums. They stretch."

[bigTee]

soad said:

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

thats the best!!!

[Bee_Jay]

BAHN-STORMA said:

KaraK said:

You can sort of see how he got there on the above.. funny made up 'quotes' + website = T-Shirt Sales?

EFA








not that I am at all cynical!

Indeed, but even so it is very funny/well written if it is made up.

[Famous Graham]

Bee_Jay said:

BAHN-STORMA said:

KaraK said:

You can sort of see how he got there on the above.. funny made up 'quotes' + website = T-Shirt Sales?

EFA








not that I am at all cynical!

Indeed, but even so it is very funny/well written if it is made up.

Awful lot of "awesome", "ass" and similarly american words despite the bloke being English...

[Bee_Jay]

Though, to be fair she is American. She also explains some of that away in the comments a bit...

Don;t really care if it's true or not, still funny.

[8Ace]

"You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

Love it!

[Puk]

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! This is just brilliant !!

[Cara Van Man]

Amusing, but obviously a way of making profit.

[big dub]

Oh st, this is gold! I'm crying reading some of these.

That's my FB statuses sorted for a while

[JulianHJ]

Quality stuff!

[Otter Smacker]

"Stupid fking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated s."


Think I'm going to be saying that over the mic when playing Call of Duty MW2

[norby1]

Just started reading, the entries on the 14th Jan have me wetting myself, and the OH looking at me like I have grown another head...

"Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Well, let's face it, just fking OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it."

and

"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"

Classic, absolute classic....


In fact, go on have another

[big dub]

"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

So wrong!

Edited by big dub on Friday 15th January 22:56

[Glassman]

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

FTW