super sperm

[Byard]

I found out today that i have really powerful sperm.

I have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but the doctor said that she seems to be 4 months pregnant

Edited by Byard on Friday 15th January 16:40

[Shaw Tarse]

Congratulations

[DrTre]

Unlucky.

But thanks for making me laugh.

[TheStoat]

Would you not be better off discussing this with your girlfriend? Even Jeremy Kyle's going to have a more sympathetic audience than here... You don't seem too sure if congratulations are in order?

[Bill]

Have a search for the Sean Connery Thread, I'm sure that's in there somewhere.

Edited by Bill on Friday 15th January 16:45

[V8mate]

Will it be a braaaaahn baby?