Anyone after a new 'Labour' laptop?
Discussion
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"Here we have a spanking new, gleaming Bribo laptop, complete with instruction sheet showing you where to place your X when the time comes.
The government has declared that it will soon issue 270,000 of these Bribos to their core voters so that they may keep up with their children's school progress on the internet, rather than get up off their sofas and walk down to the parent-teacher meetings and ask. In order to exchange them for tax-free CASH, (to allow access to the things that REALLY matter), the inevitable result will be thousands of Bribos listed on eBay shortly after issue, so I am taking this opportunity to list mine now, before the rush."
Some of the comments are priceless!
Q: Hi, I am really concerned about terrorism, can you please tell me if the bribo will record my fingerprints through the touchpad, monitor me continuously through the web cam and report everything I do on the network to every known and unknown government agency 'for my security'? 15-Jan-10
A: It is capable of doing that, but as we already pry into your life every single day anyway, and already know everything about you, why would we want to start the process over again? After all, if you've done nothing wrong, then you have nothing to fear. Thank you for your question.
"Here we have a spanking new, gleaming Bribo laptop, complete with instruction sheet showing you where to place your X when the time comes.
The government has declared that it will soon issue 270,000 of these Bribos to their core voters so that they may keep up with their children's school progress on the internet, rather than get up off their sofas and walk down to the parent-teacher meetings and ask. In order to exchange them for tax-free CASH, (to allow access to the things that REALLY matter), the inevitable result will be thousands of Bribos listed on eBay shortly after issue, so I am taking this opportunity to list mine now, before the rush."
Some of the comments are priceless!
Q: Hi, I am really concerned about terrorism, can you please tell me if the bribo will record my fingerprints through the touchpad, monitor me continuously through the web cam and report everything I do on the network to every known and unknown government agency 'for my security'? 15-Jan-10
A: It is capable of doing that, but as we already pry into your life every single day anyway, and already know everything about you, why would we want to start the process over again? After all, if you've done nothing wrong, then you have nothing to fear. Thank you for your question.
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