Is there really someone for everyone?

[V8mate]

Lady in the office I'm currently working at. 30 years old. Only ever worked for the Cahnty Cahnsul.

Flat-chested, eco-mental, tee-total, vegetarian.

And some fella has just proposed to her.


Surely she should have been left on life's shelf? She's bound to go and procreate now too (on public sector terms!)


Anyone in your office who you can't believe found someone stupid enough to marry them?

[sday12]

She probably thinks the same about you.

[Herbie58]

Hundreds of them, until you meet their significant others and it all becomes clear. I suppose life would be kinda boring if we all looked, acted and thought the same.

[10 Pence Short]

I tend to find the misfits tend to happen upon other misfits at some point in their life. The trick is, when that happens, spot them and avoid them at all costs. Getting trapped chatting to one barely functioning cragrat personality bypass is bad enough, when his no-tits, glasses buck-toothed bird turns up, you're going to want to kill some people.

[Eric Mc]

V8mate said:

Lady in the office I'm currently working at. 30 years old. Only ever worked for the Cahnty Cahnsul.

Flat-chested, eco-mental, tee-total, vegetarian.

And some fella has just proposed to her.


Surely she should have been left on life's shelf? She's bound to go and procreate now too (on public sector terms!)


Anyone in your office who you can't believe found someone stupid enough to marry them?

Why do you think your criteria for judging people must be shared by others?

[HUW JONES]

Is she from Tahiti?

[GTIR]

This could (fingers crossed) backfire on the op.

[FWDRacer]

V8mate said:

Flat-chested, eco-mental, tee-total, vegetarian.

V8mate said:

... Beer bellied, American car (v8) obsessed, P!ss-Head, Carnivorous collector of gentleman's magazines

we can all jump to conclusions sunshine...

[WorAl]

there was a bloke in my old office who was a personality black hole........he had a wife. Lets just say they were a good match.

[WorAl]

FWDRacer said:

V8mate said:

Flat-chested, eco-mental, tee-total, vegetarian.

V8mate said:

... Beer bellied, American car (v8) obsessed, P!ss-Head, Carnivorous collector of gentleman's magazines

we can all jump to conclusions sunshine...

How was that jumping to a conclusion from the OP? He works with her so presumably he has seen her and at some point spoke to her. To me they are facts, you generally find out alot of informatiion about people you spend 8+ hours a day with unless you are also a happiness drain.

[Craphouserat]

Maybe she's a dirty little fker. Whatever the reason, there is someone for everyone...even you She's maybe someone entirely different outside the workplace, maybe she's like me. I hate the fkers at my plce (O/H excluded !), get on very well with a couple of them - the rest can get to fk - I hate them. Never bothered to get to know me only ever talk about themselves - self obsessed fkers who aren't happy with what they have in life. Maybe she thinks that of you...who knows.

[TheCarpetCleaner]

WorAl said:

...personality black hole........

I like this saying

[Syndrome]

I really can't see there would ever be a someone for me personaly. I had to do one of those fking annoying 360 things at work recently. The guy doing the results just shook his head and went pale when he saw mine. Officialy speaking I'm a sociopath / borderline psychopath apparently. The only reason I wasn't classified as a psychopath is because I do have a grasp of the concept of right and wrong

[Landlord]

sday12 said:

She probably thinks the same about you.

Nah, V8Mate isn't flat-chested.

[911motorsport]

There was a woman in my old office who had a face that made dogs stare. Her skin tone was not dis-similar to the child eating monster in Pan's Labrynth. She had alapicia (and what was left was ginger), bad breath and her Odour Eaters must have been morbidly obese. But..............

she had the biggest pair of knockers I have ever seen.

She was never short of suitors; though curiously they were always short.

[Biker's Nemesis]

V8mate said:

Lady in the office I'm currently working at. 30 years old. Only ever worked for the Cahnty Cahnsul.

Flat-chested, eco-mental, tee-total, vegetarian.

And some fella has just proposed to her.


Surely she should have been left on life's shelf? She's bound to go and procreate now too (on public sector terms!)


Anyone in your office who you can't believe found someone stupid enough to marry them?

And I suppose you're the be all and end all of a man.

She may have mentioned to a friend "look out, here comes that bore that only talks about his V8".

[Beefmeister]

911motorsport said:

There was a woman in my old office who had a face that made dogs stare.

I know its still early - but quote of the day for me!

[Don]

V8mate said:

Flat-chested, eco-mental, tee-total, vegetarian.

And some fella has just proposed to her.

She probably likes long walks in the country and does ATM.

Horses for courses. Or possibly Horses fk Horses.

[cazzer]

HUW JONES said:

Is she from Tahiti?

Bit wreckless

[SkinnyBoy]

Beefmeister said:

911motorsport said:

There was a woman in my old office who had a face that made dogs stare.

I know its still early - but quote of the day for me!

Simply inspired!