Want to lower your leccy bill? Have a curry!

[Smiler.]

Make sure you've finished your tea.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8456879.stm

Beeb said:

He said they were also toying with the idea of using the fat in the toilet sludge to make lipsticks and other cosmetics.

Max Craptor ??

[Mclovin]

i'm not even going to venture onto that disgusting scrounger website, but i just knew immediately in my mind without even opening the thread that this was a bbc story lol....

[FourWheelDrift]

the impartial unbiased no really they are BBC said:

Could 'poo power' help heat the country?

Well they already run the country so burning them to keep the OAPs warm sounds like a good idea to me.

[thinfourth2]

Oh god you just know that this will result in yet another bloody government department, a minister of st and you will be required to fill in ten forms before and after having a crap, there will be adverts about responsible crapping. The bottom inspectors will finally become reality and you will charged an admin fee for each and every poo you have.

So on the upside there will be a million tons of free fuel every year to generate enough power to power a small town. Sadly there will also be 2 million tons of paper work and a government department so big it needs the power requirement of 2 small towns.

[FourWheelDrift]

thinfourth2 said:

Oh god you just know that this will result in yet another bloody government department, a minister of st and you will be required to fill in ten forms before and after having a crap, there will be adverts about responsible crapping. The bottom inspectors will finally become reality and you will charged an admin fee for each and every poo you have.

But it's one 40% I wouldn't mind giving to them, anyone got a brown paper bag and a lighter?

[jaybkay]

"There is also a difference in the summer holidays in the calorific value of the sludge; it's lower because people eat more salads."

Is this a reason to more or less salad?

[TheCarpetCleaner]

What's a leccy?