Dear Wife,

[Bodo]

I think you need to read more



A well composed text; is there something missing though?

[theboyfold]

Breaking with tradition my mother-in-law made a small speech at my wedding last year, and it was that exact text she chose to read!

[skip_1]

This is pure gold!

[750turbo]

Bodo said:

I think you need to read more



A well composed text; is there something missing though?

Yep, the bit about, "Bedroom Behaviour"

[becksW]

Obviously I don't agree with all of that, I would not be happy if my hubby stayed out all night and I didn't know where he was or I was not to have an opinion etc. However I'd love to be able to work part time so I could achieve part of it.

I actually like 'keeping house', cooking meals etc, I just don't have time to do it consistently. I hate having an untidy house and not having enough time in the evenings to cook a decent meal.

I do think it is a great article, very funny reading for these times

[5MUG]

Now I know where I've been going wrong. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a ribbon for my hair.

[The Excession]

Dear (soon to be ex) wife.

Yes I will gladly look after our son whilst you are in hospital next week.





Much googling of her predicament only revealed that a 'personality transplant' is still unavailable so I took no further interest.

[becksW]

5MUG said:

Now I know where I've been going wrong. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a ribbon for my hair.

. I love the idea that I need to be touching up my make up. Especially as I rarely wear any!

[R60EST]

" Be a little gay "

Interesting advice ,

[mybrainhurts]

R60EST said:

" Be a little gay "

........and a litttle more interesting for him...



Oh, by the way...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

[Streetrod]

I have a godd friend who really does live by those rules. I have always told her she was born out of her time. She is currently married to a wealthy banker and lives in Cobham

[750turbo]

mybrainhurts said:

R60EST said:

" Be a little gay "

........and a litttle more interesting for him...



Oh, by the way...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

Not all of us remember everything..

Oh and by the way...

yourwebsitesaid said:

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Sorry

Edited by 750turbo on Tuesday 19th January 22:32

[ellroy]

musclecarmad said:

All women should GIVE heed.

This is what men wanted when PC was just some bullst.

Cook the man food and listen to him, bh.

edited for the North East.

[HOGEPH]

Washing
Ironing
Fuing
Etc.

Edited by Bill on Wednesday 20th January 11:27

[Hairspray]

mybrainhurts said:

R60EST said:

" Be a little gay "

........and a litttle more interesting for him...



Oh, by the way...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

You've been around so long you were there when the 10 Commandments WASN'T a repost. Everything is a repost to you!


And this article is brilliant It isn't real though, is it?

[chimera40]

Seen this a while ago, showed to the OH and asked why she could not act more like this.


The divorce papers are due in a few weeks.

Any chance of introducing me to the bankers wife's sister.

[The Riddler]

The Excession said:

'personality transplant'

Have you ever suggested she needs such a thing?

All i can say is, the result is epic.

[Bullett]

Nice find. My brother did it as a reading at my wedding. After he finished the registra turned and said "well, that was the longest sucide note in history"

Went down very well. We actually have it framed on the wall at home

[Nigel Worc's]

becksW said:

Obviously I don't agree with all of that, I would not be happy if my hubby stayed out all night and I didn't know where he was or I was not to have an opinion etc. However I'd love to be able to work part time so I could achieve part of it.

I actually like 'keeping house', cooking meals etc, I just don't have time to do it consistently. I hate having an untidy house and not having enough time in the evenings to cook a decent meal.

I do think it is a great article, very funny reading for these times

If I pm you my phone number, do you think you could convince my wife to behave like that ?

Our older relatives had it made !

[HOGEPH]

Harry Enfield didn't do many funny things, but his public information films were spot on.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90&fea...