Flashman busts out - again.
Flashman busts out - again.
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Harry Flashman

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21,857 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Well, it’s happened again. After several months of relatively decent behaviour, the wheels finally fell off again last night.

I have been loosely engaged in operations with The Russian – a five foot one ball of St Petersburg madness. Operation Run For The Hills went (relatively) smoothly the other night; being a grade “A” poltroon I did the dirty deed over the phone, given that this lady has a serious case of craziness. I put the phone down halfway through a tirade, felt a little naughty, but largely relieved. No man with a serial case of awful behaviour should ever have to go out with someone as bad as she is. We were like a moral black hole together. Fun while it lasted, but I want my soul back. It may have been a little chipped and blackened, but I sort of miss it.

In any case, I have met someone, and it looked like things would go well. She’s beautiful, smart, balanced and interesting – not to mention sexy as hell. For the first time in, well, ages, I felt a little bit of that ephemeral “boom” – and it was mutual. Always a nice feeling, that one. Perhaps, one day, I shall feel it again and not stuff it up so comprehensively...

Anyway, so out last night for a burlesque show for my MD’s 50th. One thing I have learned, is that many women, when drunk confronted by strippers, become competitive. This was proven in St Anton; when the poledancers joined us on our tables at The Kangaruh, our lasses started taking their tops off and grinding like pros. Similar situation with burlesque last night. It was magical to watch, and highly appreciated by many of us. Well done, ladies.

Long story short, champagne, semi-naked wenches and general lack of judgement led me to waking up with another graduate trainee.

Oh, and a voicemail from my intended, stating that it was all very well calling up to say hi, but when she could hear giggling and general carrying on in the background, it rather put paid to my healthy image.

Yes, I forgot to end the call after leaving the message.

Tits.


Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 21st January 15:41

illmonkey

19,822 posts

228 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Harry Flashman said:
Well, it’s happened again. After several months of relatively decent behaviour, the wheels finally fell off again last night.

I have been loosely engaged in operations with The Russian – a five foot one ball of St Petersburg madness. Operation Run For The Hills went (relatively) smoothly the other night; being a grade “A” poltroon I did the dirty deed over the phone, given that this lady has a serious case of craziness. I put the phone down halfway through a tirade, felt a little naughty, but largely relieved. No man with a serial case of awful behaviour should ever have to go out with someone as bad as he is. We were like a moral black hole together. Fun while it lasted, but I want my soul back. It may have been a little chipped and blackened, but I sort of miss it.

In any case, I have met someone, and it looked like things would go well. She’s beautiful, smart, balanced and interesting – not to mention sexy as hell. For the first time in, well, ages, I felt a little bit of that ephemeral “boom” – and it was mutual. Always a nice feeling, that one. Perhaps, one day, I shall feel it again and not stuff it up so comprehensively...

Anyway, so out last night for a burlesque show for my MD’s 50th. One thing I have learned, is that many women, when drunk confronted by strippers, become competitive. This was proven in St Anton; when the poledancers joined us on our tables at The Kangaruh, our lasses started taking their tops off and grinding like pros. Similar situation with burlesque last night. It was magical to watch, and highly appreciated by many of us. Well done, ladies.

Long story short, champagne, semi-naked wenches and general lack of judgement led me to waking up with another graduate trainee.

Oh, and a voicemail from my intended, stating that it was all very well calling up to say hi, but when she could hear giggling and general carrying on in the background, it rather put paid to my healthy image.

Yes, I forgot to end the call after leaving the message.

Tits.
Oh, a twist!

lawrence567

7,507 posts

220 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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rofl

snotrag

15,679 posts

241 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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rofl

The flashman srikes again.

We've missed these stories you know.

As for the lovely warm emotional bloom experienced with said new/possibly now old squeeze -you say you havent felt it in a while?

Like, since when you met the Russian...!?

jammiedodger26

634 posts

228 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Haha fantastic...well not for you but anyway, very funny!

Harry Flashman

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21,857 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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snotrag said:
rofl

The flashman srikes again.

We've missed these stories you know.

As for the lovely warm emotional bloom experienced with said new/possibly now old squeeze -you say you havent felt it in a while?

Like, since when you met the Russian...!?
Well that was more like extreme attraction miixed in with a healthy dose of fear. Not so much warm and fuzzy.

Russian girls are, in my experience, bonkers.

moosepig

1,306 posts

271 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Harry Flashman said:
Russian girls are, in my experience, bonkers.
In a literal sense, presumably wink

al1991

4,552 posts

210 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Haha rofl

I particularly liked this bit:

Harry Flashman said:
We were like a moral black hole together.
Edited by al1991 on Thursday 21st January 15:57

omgus

7,305 posts

205 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Harry Flashman said:
Oh, and a voicemail from my intended, stating that it was all very well calling up to say hi, but when she could hear giggling and general carrying on in the background, it rather put paid to my healthy image.

Yes, I forgot to end the call after leaving the message.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 21st January 15:41
rofl

Inspirational behaviour. hehe

Harry Flashman

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21,857 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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banghead


sonic_2k_uk

4,008 posts

237 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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hehe Could have been worse, assuming the trainee wasn't male.

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Bookmarked, so later i can come back and see if harry can dig hisself out of this hole

Harry Flashman

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21,857 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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I'm working on a plan, but I have to say, this isn't looking encouraging.

I mean, I was so spannered that I don't even remember leaving the message, let alone what said on it before, um, apparently leaving a lot of noise.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

212 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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snowy slopes said:
Bookmarked, so later i can come back and see if harry can dig hisself out of this hole
You know he always does but not until chapter 4

Harry Flashman

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21,857 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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I don't think that this one is really solvable.

Back to hunting tramps in clubs with mixed success, then.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 21st January 16:10

ewenm

28,506 posts

275 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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Flashman soon to appear on Dragons' Den touting a breathalyser-equipped mobile phone that will not let you call/text certain numbers when intoxicated.

Good work sir, the vicarious life many PHers live via your exploits have gained another worthy chapter. thumbup

clonmult

10,529 posts

239 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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snowy slopes said:
Bookmarked, so later i can come back and see if harry can dig hisself out of this hole
Judging by previous escapades, more like to dig himself deeper and deeper, and then jump into another totally unrelated hole.

Harry Flashman

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21,857 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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ewenm said:
Flashman soon to appear on Dragons' Den touting a breathalyser-equipped mobile phone that will not let you call/text certain numbers when intoxicated.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh....

Like that. A lot.

FWDRacer

3,565 posts

254 months

Thursday 21st January 2010
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hehe You are such a f8cking amateur.

Harry Flashman

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Thursday 21st January 2010
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FWDRacer said:
hehe You are such a f8cking amateur.
I know. That's what makes this all quite so special needs. Absolutely schoolboy mistake - again.

The real Harry Flashman is turning in his fictitious grave, I tell you.

And somewhere, the dark gods are laughing at me.

Edited by Harry Flashman on Thursday 21st January 16:15