While reading this article....

[TheCarpetCleaner]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245070/Br...

I suddenly thought to myself

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An evil, hairless version of Cubert Farnsworth

[groucho]

That's you, isn't it?

[eldar]

I see he wants to be a mechanic. He'll be good at that, you wouldn't need to jack the car up.

[Morningside]

I was mildly amused as in the pie and piston it says "MOVED: While reading this article...."

[bonsai]

Grumpy?

[cottonfoo]

Horrible poison dwarf.

[Jasandjules]

He looks like he needs a good smack in the face.. Actually, he looks like someone has done it already.

But at 3ft 9 how can he terrorise anyone?

[paulmurr]

"Village Terrorised by Smurf"

FFs, pick him up, put him in a wheelie bin and close the lid. Job jobbed.

[anonymous-user]

Well you know what they say jasandjules,its the small ones you have to watch out for. Having said that, he does sound like he's from wheatley in doncaster, because thats what the little fkers round here are like. I'm surprised his mother hasnt claimed its down to adhd yet, as thats what the leg opening useless mattress on back wearing slapper gives as the excuse for her little piece of st setting fire to peoples sheds, running into the pub and pelting people with snowballs, throwing stones at windows(and cracking/breaking them) shooting peoples cars with a bb gun etc etc.


I want to give him a proper thick ear, but his retard mum's fella is, compared to me, a monster. 6'6" and about 17 stone, and he also has lots of meathead mates who put the frightners on anyone who dares to speak about the little "cherub". Sadly the local PCSO's and plod have to catch him in the act before they can do anything about him, but in the meantime he is running riot around wheatley.

Fortunately i have moved out of the area, but the point is these sort of people always have got away with murder, and an asbo to these little fkers is a badge of honour. What we shpuld do is lock them up with that charles bronson fella, see how hard they are then.

[Matt Evans]

paulmurr said:

"Village Terrorised by Smurf"

FFs, pick him up, put him in a wheelie bin and close the lid. Job jobbed.

Then seal it shut and chuck it in a canal.

[andy400]

Forgive me, but I'm currently contemplating the contributing factors in the creation of that.

My conclusion thus far is 'inbreeding', but hey, I'm not a doctor so I could be wrong. Drugs/smoking during pregnancy, maybe? I did read the words 'hereditary growth disorder' but I'm not sure that really explains the face...... Or the psychotic brain for that matter.

[Ganglandboss]

snowy slopes said:

an asbo to these little fkers is a badge of honour.

I like Frankie Boyle's idea - they should call them 'Gaybos' or 'Bender Badges'.

[anonymous-user]

Seems like a good idea, but why not take it one step further and make them be gay

[Penny-lope]

Would you not just give him a slap, and then peg him up on the nearest washing line

[Ganglandboss]

Penny-lope said:

Would you not just give him a slap, and then peg him up on the nearest washing line

Or do a James Bond and tie him up in the rigging on Scaramanga's Junk!

[whitechief]

"He's an angry Elf"......

[Bing o]

[Neil H]

andy400 said:

Forgive me, but I'm currently contemplating the contributing factors in the creation of that.

My conclusion thus far is 'inbreeding', but hey, I'm not a doctor so I could be wrong. Drugs/smoking during pregnancy, maybe? I did read the words 'hereditary growth disorder' but I'm not sure that really explains the face...... Or the psychotic brain for that matter.

It's what happens when you pay the genetically undesirable elements of society to breed. Forced sterlisation of the underclass is the only way forward, or simply do away with ASBOs and instead send them directly to the front lines of Afghanistan with only a dayglow shellsuit, a spud gun and a medium-sized Maris Piper.

[havoc]

Neil H said:

...or simply do away with ASBOs and instead send them directly to the front lines of Afghanistan with only a dayglow shellsuit, a spud gun and a medium-sized Maris Piper.

We have a winner!

Al Qaeda get to kill lots of infidels, we solve our crime problem - EVERYONE is happy!