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Jasandjules said:
If you have any friends who are doctors, ask them what for their funny stories, you will get some crackers... I believe in one hospital there is a scoreboard for the most unusual item removed from the human body......
A friend of mine, once an SHO in A&E in Edinburgh, told me a story about the patient examination which ended with the consultant exclaiming 'You haven't got a splinter in your bottom Mr X, you've got a chair leg WEDGED UP YOUR AR5E!'The Riddler said:
captainzep said:
Its surely standard procedure to push a pencil through the base of the carrot/leek etc to act as a useful handle for consequent extraction.
And there speaks the voice of experience.. 
I know of someone who helped to extract a rather large dildo (>15 inches) from someone's large intestine. Unfortunately, it was so high up that they had to cut open the abdomen, then cut open the large intestine and then sew it all up and fit a stoma. The daft bugger won't insert anything up his bottom for a long while.
Education time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7-SNoPID8
(And before anyone says it, yes, it did happen. The person who told me isn't a sick b
d like me who could make something up like this. But no, the person refused to give me a copy of the X-ray. Yes, I did ask several times on behalf of PH. )
Education time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7-SNoPID8
(And before anyone says it, yes, it did happen. The person who told me isn't a sick b
d like me who could make something up like this. But no, the person refused to give me a copy of the X-ray. Yes, I did ask several times on behalf of PH. )Edited by ShadownINja on Saturday 23 January 11:19
ShadownINja said:
The Riddler said:
captainzep said:
Its surely standard procedure to push a pencil through the base of the carrot/leek etc to act as a useful handle for consequent extraction.
And there speaks the voice of experience.. 
If anyone has ten minutes free (with no kids around) take a watch of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLcsKyGWpc
Some strong language..
hairykrishna said:
SJobson said:
I can't understand how anyone can get things stuck up there. Surely it's much harder to get them in than get them out again?
I think that's probably the thinking than lands most of them in A&EA man stuck in things can be as embarrassing as things stuck in a man.
Some years ago, a mate was a Police officer at Heathrow.
One night they received a phone call from a distressed Air Hostess. She was working the shuttle to Scotland but they had been grounded by fog. With her stranded in Scotland she was concerned for the safety of her boyfriend.
Police forced an entry to her flat and released a naked man who was bound, gagged and locked in a wardrobe.
The suspense of this for the time it took her to make the return Scotland flight excited them both.
Stranded in Scotland and worrying the air in the wardrobe would run out, she imagined finding him dead. Finally she had called the Police.
Some years ago, a mate was a Police officer at Heathrow.
One night they received a phone call from a distressed Air Hostess. She was working the shuttle to Scotland but they had been grounded by fog. With her stranded in Scotland she was concerned for the safety of her boyfriend.
Police forced an entry to her flat and released a naked man who was bound, gagged and locked in a wardrobe.
The suspense of this for the time it took her to make the return Scotland flight excited them both.
Stranded in Scotland and worrying the air in the wardrobe would run out, she imagined finding him dead. Finally she had called the Police.
The Riddler said:
Funniest thing I've seen in a long timeB17NNS said:
ShadownINja said:
I know of someone who helped to extract a rather large dildo (>15 inches) from someone's large intestine. Unfortunately, it was so high up that they had to cut open the abdomen, then cut open the large intestine and then sew it all up and fit a stoma. The daft bugger won't insert anything up his bottom for a long while.
Education time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7-SNoPID8
(And before anyone says it, yes, it did happen. The person who told me isn't a sick bd like me who could make something up like this. But no, the person refused to give me a copy of the X-ray. Yes, I did ask several times on behalf of PH. )
Yep, these things do happen.Education time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7-SNoPID8
(And before anyone says it, yes, it did happen. The person who told me isn't a sick b
d like me who could make something up like this. But no, the person refused to give me a copy of the X-ray. Yes, I did ask several times on behalf of PH. )Edited by ShadownINja on Saturday 23 January 11:19
Girlfriend who was a nurse came round one night to tell me about the fella with the lubed up can of Sure up his chute, again so far that they had to open him up. And it was the extra large size.
That was true. As a student nurse some of her work mates tried to convince her that they had a couple brought in with an extreme case of vaginismus or penis capitivus (google it but carefully). Basically locked together like two hounds outside OneStop. Not sure if that was true, believe that is an urban legend.
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