Haha the joys of jobbing actors

[Tampon]

Just read this made me laugh !

http://www.thelondonword.com/2010/01/all-time-lond...

[soad]

Ha ha

[Don]

Tampon said:

Just read this made me laugh !

http://www.thelondonword.com/2010/01/all-time-lond...

Thanks for that. Very funny.

[Justayellowbadge]

Hey, it really could be a big break.

I'm holding a second set of auditions shortly.

Girls, this is your chance in showbiz. PM if interested.

[GTIR]

Thats good!

OP - Your usernames just sounds, yuk!

[singlecoil]

I can see the girl playing dead ok, but how would they get certain parts of her body (which I understand would be exposed) to co-operate if she was indeed cold? She wouldn't make a very convincing corpse with her nipples sticking up like a pair of thimbles.

[Don]

singlecoil said:

I can see the girl playing dead ok, but how would they get certain parts of her body (which I understand would be exposed) to co-operate if she was indeed cold? She wouldn't make a very convincing corpse with her nipples sticking up like a pair of thimbles.

It's like the shampoo and soap ads. Girls only ever wash their heads, tummies and legs. They never actually wash their tits or arses so the camera kind of skips over those bits.

In the movie she'll be lying there all dead and suchlike and the camera will only find decent dead bits. The naughty dead bits will be modestly covered with leaves or a bit of moss or some such thing.

Deadly realism, eh?

[V8mate]

Out of work actress said:

...if I felt uncomfortable auditioning in this manor...

Unbelievable. You would have thought that a basic grasp of English was within the reach of a 'qualified' actor.

Or was she writing à la DI Burnside?

[Tampon]

V8mate said:

Out of work actress said:

...if I felt uncomfortable auditioning in this manor...

Unbelievable. You would have thought that a basic grasp of English was within the reach of a 'qualified' actor.

Or was she writing à la DI Burnside?

I know what you mean, I could hardly understand anything she said, I bet she was polish

[Ayahuasca]

Tampon said:

V8mate said:

Out of work actress said:

...if I felt uncomfortable auditioning in this manor...

Unbelievable. You would have thought that a basic grasp of English was within the reach of a 'qualified' actor.

Or was she writing à la DI Burnside?

I know what you mean, I could hardly understand anything she said, I bet she was polish

Kiwi?

[Tampon]

Ayahuasca said:

Tampon said:

V8mate said:

Out of work actress said:

...if I felt uncomfortable auditioning in this manor...

Unbelievable. You would have thought that a basic grasp of English was within the reach of a 'qualified' actor.

Or was she writing à la DI Burnside?

I know what you mean, I could hardly understand anything she said, I bet she was polish

Kiwi?

Irony ?