Anybody Else Dislike Animals?

[Urban Sports]

After chatting to a few friends it would appear that I'm in a minority!

I just don't get it, animals are stupid they can be expensive, they smell and you can't have a conversation with them (although strangely people try!)

Apparently this makes me a bad person, I can't be on my own?

[mickk]

Bad person

[Monochrome]

Do you perhaps want to specify that you dislike pets rather than all animals? I like killer whales but don't have any interest in purchasing and looking after one.

[Poledriver]

Stand by for massive attacks from the PH cat-women Spinsters!

[CrashTD]

OH has a dog. It stinks, makes noise, cant be left alone, needs attention etc. And its fking useless. Not even a smart/useful dog that can collect pheasants or bring the newspaper in.

If I wanted to be surrounded by animals I would live on a farm*



*Will live on a farm if I can convert the barn to a massive workshop.

[V8mate]

Poledriver said:

Stand by for massive attacks from the PH cat-women Spinsters!

Cat + water butt = problem sorted

That kind of thing?

[Cotty]

Monochrome said:

Do you perhaps want to specify that you dislike pets rather than all animals? I like killer whales but don't have any interest in purchasing and looking after one.

I know what you mean, feeding can get expensive. I have been banned form the seal sanctury, they would not believe I just wanted to take it for a walk

[Urban Sports]

Monochrome said:

Do you perhaps want to specify that you dislike pets rather than all animals? I like killer whales but don't have any interest in purchasing and looking after one.

I can't think of a single animal I like.

[theironduke]

Love them.

Either down the rib of my 12 bore or on the rug in front of the fire.

[mickk]

Cotty said:

Monochrome said:

Do you perhaps want to specify that you dislike pets rather than all animals? I like killer whales but don't have any interest in purchasing and looking after one.

I know what you mean, feeding can get expensive. I have been banned form the seal sanctury, they would not believe I just wanted to take it for a walk

I expect they banned you due to the big club you was carrying.

[Smiler.]

CrashTD said:

....stinks, makes noise, cant be left alone, needs attention etc. And its fking useless. .....

To be fair, it's been known for my missus to refer to me like this.

[Poledriver]

theironduke said:

Love them.

Down the rib of my 12 bore then as the rug in front of the fire.

EFA

[Finlandia]

Urban Sports said:

Monochrome said:

Do you perhaps want to specify that you dislike pets rather than all animals? I like killer whales but don't have any interest in purchasing and looking after one.

I can't think of a single animal I like.

I take it you're a vegetarian then?

[CrashTD]

Smiler. said:

CrashTD said:

....stinks, makes noise, cant be left alone, needs attention etc. And its fking useless. .....

To be fair, it's been known for my missus to refer to me like this.

Now you mention it

[Urban Sports]

Finlandia said:

Urban Sports said:

Monochrome said:

Do you perhaps want to specify that you dislike pets rather than all animals? I like killer whales but don't have any interest in purchasing and looking after one.

I can't think of a single animal I like.

I take it you're a vegetarian then?

Maybe I should have stated live animals

[anonymous-user]

Urban Sports said:

After chatting to a few friends it would appear that I'm in a minority!

I just don't get it, animals are stupid they can be expensive, they smell and you can't have a conversation with them (although strangely people try!)

Apparently this makes me a bad person, I can't be on my own?

It would seem you are judging domestic pets rather than animals in general, great attention seeking thread though

[callisto]

I love nearly all animals, from the usual hominids to creepy crawlies, spiders, etc.

The only ones I hate are supporters of the Labour Party, and all their PC enterage and friends. That includes religious ones. Yes, I hate religious animals. All of them. Feckin sue me for religious hate crime.

[4nonymous]

digimeistter said:

Urban Sports said:

After chatting to a few friends it would appear that I'm in a minority!

I just don't get it, animals are stupid they can be expensive, they smell and you can't have a conversation with them (although strangely people try!)

Apparently this makes me a bad person, I can't be on my own?

It would seem you are judging domestic pets rather than animals in general, great attention seeking thread though

Actually no, he is not attention seeking. He justified his view in the original post. If he was attention seeking the OP would have consisted of "animals sucks !!111oneone!".....

[rsole]

Urban Sports said:

After chatting to a few friends it would appear that I'm in a minority!

I just don't get it, animals are stupid they can be expensive, they smell and you can't have a conversation with them (although strangely people try!)

Apparently this makes me a bad person, I can't be on my own?

Appreciate the sentiment, however, my dog is quite the opposite. Cost buggar all (£5) and is now 12, doesn't smell ever and is great around the house. Wouldn't be without him.

[Urban Sports]

digimeistter said:

Urban Sports said:

After chatting to a few friends it would appear that I'm in a minority!

I just don't get it, animals are stupid they can be expensive, they smell and you can't have a conversation with them (although strangely people try!)

Apparently this makes me a bad person, I can't be on my own?

It would seem you are judging domestic pets rather than animals in general, great attention seeking thread though

Not sure about your chain of thought with the attention seeking

I was thinking about all animals mainly focussed on domestic ones as they would be the only animals I come into contact with. But in general I don't like animals, I have lived for years about 3 miles from a very well known safari park and have no intention to visit ever.