What idiotic thing have you done today?
What idiotic thing have you done today?
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james_tigerwoods

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16,342 posts

216 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Me? Well, I parked up in the office car park, listened to the end of the news on the Radio, opened the door and couldn't work out why I couldn't get out of the car. It took me a minute or so to realise that I hadn't taken off my seatbelt.

:facepalm:

Scott330ci

18,210 posts

220 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Woke up

Vipers

33,352 posts

247 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Came to work.....................



frown

guffhoover

564 posts

205 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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I worringly get into the passenger door of my car on a fairly regular basis. It normally takes a second or two with an uncomfortable this is not right feeling to realise there are no pedals in the footweel or a steering wheel in front of me.

My car is not LHD.

The embarrising bit is getting out of the car to rectify the insane mistake. Often with at least one witness.


V8mate

45,899 posts

208 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Vipers said:
Came to work.....................



frown
This.

Serious case of man-flu, but it's the monthly Board meeting.

Should have stayed at home to be 'nursed' by Mrs V8 smile

whitechief

4,431 posts

214 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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V8mate said:
Vipers said:
Came to work.....................



frown
This.

Serious case of man-flu, but it's the monthly Board meeting.

Should have stayed at home to be 'nursed' by Mrs V8 smile
What a big brave soldier you are wink

HundredthIdiot

4,477 posts

303 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Not today, but when wife and kids were away last weekend, I came back from the cinema (rare opportunity) at 23:30, and had forgotten front door key.

Couldn't be bothered to call locksmith, so used a breeze block and hammer to get through the back door.

Spending far too much time this week sorting out the mess. Wife not impressed.

Monki

1,233 posts

210 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Ploughed the girlfriends clunge before ice hockey training..... shattered now!

Rach*

8,824 posts

235 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Told the nice man in the petrol station the wrong pump number, luckily he was paying attention and knew which one I'd really used!




^Monki, disgusting phrase.

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

196 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Monki said:
Ploughed the girlfriends clunge before ice hockey training..... shattered now!
I'm not familiar with the euphemism 'ice hockey training' but it sounds disgusting. . . . . . hehe

matc

4,731 posts

226 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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james_tigerwoods said:
Me? Well, I parked up in the office car park, listened to the end of the news on the Radio, opened the door and couldn't work out why I couldn't get out of the car. It took me a minute or so to realise that I hadn't taken off my seatbelt.

:facepalm:
Really? This long?!

loltolhurst

1,994 posts

203 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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weetabix overdose

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,342 posts

216 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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matc said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Me? Well, I parked up in the office car park, listened to the end of the news on the Radio, opened the door and couldn't work out why I couldn't get out of the car. It took me a minute or so to realise that I hadn't taken off my seatbelt.

:facepalm:
Really? This long?!
Brain not firing properly and yes, that long.

hooperpride

689 posts

197 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Opened a door and leant at the same time banghead

WorAl

10,877 posts

207 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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got to work on time when my boss is out all day. rolleyes

Dupont666

22,356 posts

211 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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V8mate said:
Vipers said:
Came to work.....................



frown
This.

Serious case of man-flu, but it's the monthly Board meeting.

Should have stayed at home to be 'nursed' by Mrs V8 smile
Snap.... went out to see the cicus last night and by 10pm I was out of it when all the flu drugs kicked, woke up enough to get home and went for the night nurse for (may have took a larger than normal dose) then proceeded to stay awake coughing most of the night...

night nurse kicks in at about 2 am.... so groggy and awake at the same time, almost fall down the stairs trying to work out how to navigate them to the bathroom... 7am and time for work and im still half tanked up on night nurse... Coffee still not working

But I have a few specs due in so I need to do it...

ivanj

203 posts

243 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Thought my Chair had arms and chucked myself accross the floor.

ezi

1,734 posts

205 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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guffhoover said:
I worringly get into the passenger door of my car on a fairly regular basis. It normally takes a second or two with an uncomfortable this is not right feeling to realise there are no pedals in the footweel or a steering wheel in front of me.

My car is not LHD.

The embarrising bit is getting out of the car to rectify the insane mistake. Often with at least one witness.
I did this before, once picked up a takeaway and got back into car, through the passenger side. I noticed my mistake just as I was sitting down and proceeded to rummage around under the seat and in the glovebox for around 30seconds to cover up my mistake to the group of bystanders.

I think I got away with it laugh

Edited by ezi on Thursday 28th January 09:47

V8mate

45,899 posts

208 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Dupont666 said:
V8mate said:
Vipers said:
Came to work.....................



frown
This.

Serious case of man-flu, but it's the monthly Board meeting.

Should have stayed at home to be 'nursed' by Mrs V8 smile
Snap.... went out to see the cicus last night and by 10pm I was out of it when all the flu drugs kicked, woke up enough to get home and went for the night nurse for (may have took a larger than normal dose) then proceeded to stay awake coughing most of the night...

night nurse kicks in at about 2 am.... so groggy and awake at the same time, almost fall down the stairs trying to work out how to navigate them to the bathroom... 7am and time for work and im still half tanked up on night nurse... Coffee still not working

But I have a few specs due in so I need to do it...
Better make tonight's City Beers a medicinal exercise then smile

Jock Strap

444 posts

230 months

Thursday 28th January 2010
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Drove straight past the correct junction on the motorway this morning, adding 45 minutes of sitting in traffic to my journey.