Uncyclopedia isn't anywhere near as funny as it used to be a good few years back - its been infiltrated by some seriously unfunny writers. Possibly those involved in any sitcom for the past 5 years.
Still, like the idea of the national anthem being Sgt Peppers.
The great british pound has continued to appreciate since the coins were melted down in 1917 to remove the Sterling and replaced with base metal tokens.