Help me win our purile office 'tea' game!

[Chris71]

We've got into a bit of childish contest in the office. It revolves around ever more igenious ways of getting unsuspecting members of the team to say the word 'tea' and then explaining how kind of them that is (and could yours have one sugar please...)

Now ignoring what a sad bunch of individuals this makes us (although I suspect we're not alone) can anyone think of lines to set people up with?

They're wise to anything to do with BA Baracus (Mister T), Twinings (and other purveyors of tea) and the like, so I need something a bit less obvious.

[aclivity]

Thing you put a golf ball on?

Big boned steak?

[dazzztay]

Who's the black guy from the A'Team?
If something is not full it is emp.....

[Gretchen]

Tea?

You need an app. for that.

[TooLateForAName]

Marc Bolan/T-Rex (Rex isnt here at the moment, but I'll have one)

computers/IT (do you? Thats kind...)

[Gretchen]

Or, ask someone 'how do you spell...>insert word containing the letter T<?'. Job done.

[Cock Womble]

What's the twentieth letter of the alphabet?

[snowy slopes]

What comes after s in the alphabet always works for me

[Chris71]

Gretchen said:

Or, ask someone 'how do you spell...>insert word containing the letter T<?'. Job done.

Yep, I got one of them with Tsar. They're wise to it, so you have to go for something unexpected.

snowy slopes said:

What comes after s in the alphabet always works for me

It's a publishing company, so people would probably be a bit worried if I asked that. You never know though.

[fadeaway]

"what do you call those little candles in metal holders that they sell in bags of 50?"

[susanq]

Ask if there's anything in their cup, and when they reply it's emp-ty, there you go.

[fadeaway]

and of course every time someone stands up .... "while you're on your feet, mines white with one thanks".

[Gretchen]

There's a couple of really light scratches on my car, drivers door - Do you think I'll get them out, can you suggest something?

[Caruso]

"How's that report coming along?"
"Nearly finished, I'm just dotting the i's and crossing the..."
"T's?"
"Thanks, white 2 sugars"

[JimBigLicks]

Looking confused and just saying "How the hell do you spell Tyrannosaurus Rex?"

Be ready to jump in after the first letter with "Oh much love, I thought you'd never ask"

Edited by JimBigLicks on Thursday 28th January 19:55

[Oldandslow]

How long before someone just says "Feck off and make your own tea"

[Cock Womble]

Oldandslow said:

How long before someone just says "Feck off and make your own tea"

About two hours ago.

[kiteless]

Oldandslow said:

How long before someone just says "Feck off and make your own tea"

Your username is appropriate

[adycav]

What happens if you drink coffee?

[marshalla]

Slightly more devious - "Have you done your chores yet ? "

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