Blair tries to cross the road infront of your car. Do you...
Blair tries to cross the road infront of your car. Do you...

Poll: Blair tries to cross the road infront of your car. Do you...

Total Members Polled: 195

Apply the brakes and swerve to avoid him.: 13%
Maintain your speed. 'Never saw him officer': 15%
Swerve and clip him with your mirror. : 8%
Accelerate. It's the only way to be sure: 64%
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Discussion

G_T

Original Poster:

16,163 posts

210 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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I'm trying to guage the PH attitude towards Mr. Tony Blair, the soon to be aquitted war criminal.

Unfortunately I couldn't fit some of my more graphic options in. Probably for the best really.

All hypothetically of course...

obob

4,193 posts

214 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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You forgot one option: Accelrate to be sure, then reverse at top speed to be doubly sure.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

206 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Avoid him, then check pockets to see if he managed to rob you through the side window.

TEKNOPUG

20,090 posts

225 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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You know that scene in "Pulp Fiction" when Marsellus Wallace spots Butch Coolidge sitting in his car at the lights? THAT.

Don

28,378 posts

304 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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He may be a politician I despise but I wouldn't run over anyone if I could help it.

Have you ever been hit by a car? I have. fk ME it hurts.

Oh. OK then. Yep. Accelerate.

G_T

Original Poster:

16,163 posts

210 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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obob said:
You forgot one option: Accelrate to be sure, then reverse at top speed to be doubly sure.
Tried to fit that in three times.

Also tried various options of stuffing his fresh corpse with semtex then driving him through number ten, killing Gordy in a blaze of sour grapes.

Alas the character limit stopped me.


jeff m

4,066 posts

278 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Just a glancing blow, enough to nudge him into the path of an oncoming truck who can do a much better job.
He is worth a lot less than my front bumper and grill.

catso

15,578 posts

287 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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JacksHereR said:
and if Zed got involved i wouldnt go back to rescue him.
Unless with "a pliers and a blowtorch."

CastrolCraig.

18,073 posts

226 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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are you lot real?

NismoGT

1,634 posts

210 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Accelerate , and if i had knowledge of B-Liar being on a particular crossing i would have come in a Challenger 2 Tank.

TEKNOPUG

20,090 posts

225 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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JacksHereR said:
CastrolCraig. said:
are you lot real?
Zed probably isnt?
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead....

G_T

Original Poster:

16,163 posts

210 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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TEKNOPUG said:
JacksHereR said:
CastrolCraig. said:
are you lot real?
Zed probably isnt?
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead....
"What happened to my Honda?"

pano amo

814 posts

256 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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I just don't get this obsession with hating Blair on here. There is an irrational hatred for this man.
I mean seriously, has he really messed up your life so much? No of course he hasn't.
The guy is almost insignificant at this stage. Get a life you lot shout

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

224 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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pano amo said:
I just don't get this obsession with hating Blair on here. There is an irrational hatred for this man.
I mean seriously, has he really messed up your life so much? No of course he hasn't.
The guy is almost insignificant at this stage. Get a life you lot shout
I agree completely with everything you say

I'll take option E run the bugger over and reverse to make sure

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

206 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Actually, the cruellest thing you could do to an attention we like Blair is just ignore him and drive by.

jeff m

4,066 posts

278 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Johnnytheboy said:
Actually, the cruellest thing you could do to an attention we like Blair is just ignore him and drive by.
You just tried and missed, didn't yousmile

Jasandjules

71,643 posts

249 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Can I have a car out of Death Race 2000 just to be on the safe side?

Tallbut Buxomly

12,254 posts

236 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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It was difficult to decide. Part of me really didnt want my car to have to go through that kinda st but in the end i decided the car would probably be willing to go through it for the good of mankind.

remedy

2,062 posts

211 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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Can you add "Slow down to let him think you're a kind natured labourite whilst dropping 2 cogs and burying the thottle"?

jhbarford

55 posts

241 months

Friday 29th January 2010
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pano amo said:
I just don't get this obsession with hating Blair on here. There is an irrational hatred for this man.
I mean seriously, has he really messed up your life so much? No of course he hasn't.
The guy is almost insignificant at this stage. Get a life you lot shout
Quite right! He's not messed my life up (much). Not so sure about the one million Iraqis that he helped dispatch with his mate George.