What would you do if you found...

[BarRefaeli]

a real life ET?

Would you look after it?
Would you shop it to the authorities?
Would you enter Britains Got Talent with it?

I'd keep it, take it to the park and stuff. Zoo, maybe. Pub, definitely.

Do you think the world is ready for socialising with ETs?

Prompted by this

[Jazzer77]

Sell it on ebay , cash on collection only.

[BarRefaeli]

Sad reflection of modern society, and a bloody good idea.

[ofcorsa]

male or female?

[st_files]

I'd tell it to go back to where it came from and stop coming down here and taking our jobs.

[It's a me]

Pimp it out

[Hub]

Get my bike out and attach a basket to the front... let's go!

[10 Pence Short]

Probably griddle it and serve with riced potatoes and a pepper sauce.

[okgo]

Come on to it.

[Cock Womble]

ofcorsa said:

male or female?

Good question. Would it be like one of those fit turquoise-coloured birds that Captain Kirk always used to find on Planet Polystyrene?

[Wacky Racer]

[Buzz word]

Get it to make things like that dodgy telephone out of a circular saw blade then use that to generate patents and become the purveyor of many technological innovations.

[Jasandjules]

Get it to give me a lift off this rock.

[johnbaz]

Wacky Racer said:

I'd rather go with ET than the ugly thing above


John...

[speedtwelve]

After asking it who actually killed JFK, I'd want a quick blast out to Jupiter and back in The Mothership, just to see if it handled. After that? Dunno. Probably give the fker an anal probe, see how it likes it.

Then put it on Ebay, just like everyone else on here. "For Sale. Live Extra-Terrestrial. Working parts. Light-up finger (requires 2xAA, not included). This is the real thing, and not some ILM puppet suit that requires you to insert a paraplegic child wired on Red Bull in order to get it to work. Great gift, suitable for ages 6 - Spielberg."

[GTIR]

I'd ask if he could get hold of an original Kuwahara ET bike, otherwise I'd rape his arse.

[Daniel1]

st_files said:

I'd tell it to go back to where it came from and stop coming down here and taking our jobs.

and our women!

[callyman]

Teach it Polish and send it to work, so it fits in with society.

[Kit80]

Phone home

[OliverTwist]

Cook it and eat it.