Little boys....
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Since owning the VXR, or as ive named him.... Butch, little boys in there litte weezey cars are out to push me to race them. Some dude in a old Focus RS made a point at the lights of speaking to me, 1st off he made out he was interested in the car then it was a competition of whos cock was bigger. I drove off in the other direction. Then last night new Focus ST fancied a bit on the M-way, fair enough dunked it in 5th and just moved away, end of that. Then this pissing Scooby P1, as i tried moving into the slow lane, he came round the front of me, left past the nose of my car, into the inside lane so now hes on my left. Basicly he was circling me WTF!! In the end i did bite, 4th gear nailed it, left him like he was going backwards, then the speed limiter kicked in and slapped me. She wasnt happy and i got a swift ticking off. Backed down and the P1 carried on toying with my(now cruising and told off)self. So after a meal and cinema and which was gonna be a great night which would of ended in great nights blow job, was foiled by a bunch of idiots and my lead foot. ARSE!!
I know theres not much that can touch these on the road, and in fairness i havent risen to alot cos its not worth it as i know what i have, but these boiled really boiled my piss lastnight....
That is all lol
Craig
I know theres not much that can touch these on the road, and in fairness i havent risen to alot cos its not worth it as i know what i have, but these boiled really boiled my piss lastnight....
That is all lol
Craig
I cant say Ive experienced that, though I like to push the envelope of sanity most times anyway, if somone is insane enough to fly past me, then thats up to them. I dont consciously notice it happening if it does at all.
Though recently Ive been limited to 30% throttle max by my clutch issues part throttle acceleration is still pretty impressive and traction limited. I ended up 90* to the direction of travel yesterday at 70mph on some icy A road. Stability control is now accepted as a welcome addition to the car
Though recently Ive been limited to 30% throttle max by my clutch issues part throttle acceleration is still pretty impressive and traction limited. I ended up 90* to the direction of travel yesterday at 70mph on some icy A road. Stability control is now accepted as a welcome addition to the car
When I lived in WA, one morning going to work in 80 km zone with cruise control set a Ford ute come flying past me probably doing 100/110 km. Traffic lights turn red and I pull along side him. He's looking at me and revving his engine while waiting for lights to change. (BTW roads are soaking wet from heavy shower) Lights go green he just sits there wheel spinning, I get good traction and blow him away in first and second gear then put it in fifth gear and press cruise again at 80. Next he comes flying past me 120 plus then FLASH goes the hidden speed camera 
ferb said:
When I lived in WA, one morning going to work in 80 km zone with cruise control set a Ford ute come flying past me probably doing 100/110 km. Traffic lights turn red and I pull along side him. He's looking at me and revving his engine while waiting for lights to change. (BTW roads are soaking wet from heavy shower) Lights go green he just sits there wheel spinning, I get good traction and blow him away in first and second gear then put it in fifth gear and press cruise again at 80. Next he comes flying past me 120 plus then FLASH goes the hidden speed camera
sounds like my luck flash probably why i dont bother anymore
get this all the time, think it must be the fact that im 22 so they alway think im up for a race.
its always the same council estate ferrari's trying it on, focus st's astra vxr's
always out to prove somthing.
theres no denying these cars are quick esp with a map. trouble is to leave them you need a nice long stretch of road to leave them for dust.
its always the same council estate ferrari's trying it on, focus st's astra vxr's
always out to prove somthing.
theres no denying these cars are quick esp with a map. trouble is to leave them you need a nice long stretch of road to leave them for dust.
Craig1984 said:
Since owning the VXR, or as ive named him.... Butch, little boys in there litte weezey cars are out to push me to race them. Some dude in a old Focus RS made a point at the lights of speaking to me, 1st off he made out he was interested in the car then it was a competition of whos cock was bigger. I drove off in the other direction. Then last night new Focus ST fancied a bit on the M-way, fair enough dunked it in 5th and just moved away, end of that. Then this pissing Scooby P1, as i tried moving into the slow lane, he came round the front of me, left past the nose of my car, into the inside lane so now hes on my left. Basicly he was circling me WTF!! In the end i did bite, 4th gear nailed it, left him like he was going backwards, then the speed limiter kicked in and slapped me. She wasnt happy and i got a swift ticking off. Backed down and the P1 carried on toying with my(now cruising and told off)self. So after a meal and cinema and which was gonna be a great night which would of ended in great nights blow job, was foiled by a bunch of idiots and my lead foot. ARSE!!
I know theres not much that can touch these on the road, and in fairness i havent risen to alot cos its not worth it as i know what i have, but these boiled really boiled my piss lastnight....
That is all lol
Craig
Chavtastic post.I know theres not much that can touch these on the road, and in fairness i havent risen to alot cos its not worth it as i know what i have, but these boiled really boiled my piss lastnight....
That is all lol
Craig
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How come this never happens to me, and I drive around Manchester quite a bit (although mainly going to work, coming home and driving on business) which is full of 4 pot "racing cars"? Or could it be because I look, sorry am a geek? I knew there must have been a bonus to it somewhere People do comment they wouldn't have thought I drive a car like that.
I knew there must have been a bonus to it somewhere People do comment they wouldn't have thought I drive a car like that.Haha, chav, yeah cheers dude. I only don the burberry baseball cap when i drive my nova. Im far from chav.
It annoys me because, i have the car of my dreams (reality speaking) to which i want to enjoy in my way, not what others push me too. I can be a hot head, and with recent events and then the P1 it was 'straw that broke the camels back' syndrome. I dont drive during the week, so weekend is a real joy to get in and drive. Its not as if i go out to push it just to cruise about in no particular direction. Like anywhere your hard pushed to see another on the road at anyone time so the police are already clued up to the car, have friends in the force and my car has been mentioned a few times apparently, purely becuase my car round these parts is the one that always looks and sounds the part. In the dirtiest winters mine is the clean one. So it always attracts attention good, and that posted earlier, bad too.
Oh well, just have to go play squash more to chill out some more ;-)
It annoys me because, i have the car of my dreams (reality speaking) to which i want to enjoy in my way, not what others push me too. I can be a hot head, and with recent events and then the P1 it was 'straw that broke the camels back' syndrome. I dont drive during the week, so weekend is a real joy to get in and drive. Its not as if i go out to push it just to cruise about in no particular direction. Like anywhere your hard pushed to see another on the road at anyone time so the police are already clued up to the car, have friends in the force and my car has been mentioned a few times apparently, purely becuase my car round these parts is the one that always looks and sounds the part. In the dirtiest winters mine is the clean one. So it always attracts attention good, and that posted earlier, bad too.
Oh well, just have to go play squash more to chill out some more ;-)
ARAF said:
Craig1984 said:
....then it was a competition of whos cock was bigger.
Obviously his, as the big engines are just a cock substitute for us. I never rise to the bait. If I'm going to play, it's on the track.
rb5230 said:
ARAF said:
Craig1984 said:
....then it was a competition of whos cock was bigger.
Obviously his, as the big engines are just a cock substitute for us. I never rise to the bait. If I'm going to play, it's on the track.
ARAF said:
rb5230 said:
ARAF said:
Craig1984 said:
....then it was a competition of whos cock was bigger.
Obviously his, as the big engines are just a cock substitute for us. I never rise to the bait. If I'm going to play, it's on the track.
but then if they were goading him on a public road they are tits but then he did rise to it too. its idiots like these that give a lot of sensible enthusiast owners a bad name.
Best thing to do is to keep them behind you on a m'way... wait for some traffic and then open up a gap in front, then quietly engage 3rd at say, 60 ish....
When they have realised what you have done its too late! AND you don't have to do silly speeds to prove your member is as big as it should be
When they have realised what you have done its too late! AND you don't have to do silly speeds to prove your member is as big as it should be
Craig1984 said:
Haha, chav, yeah cheers dude. I only don the burberry baseball cap when i drive my nova. Im far from chav.
It annoys me because, i have the car of my dreams (reality speaking) to which i want to enjoy in my way, not what others push me too. I can be a hot head, and with recent events and then the P1 it was 'straw that broke the camels back' syndrome. I dont drive during the week, so weekend is a real joy to get in and drive. Its not as if i go out to push it just to cruise about in no particular direction. Like anywhere your hard pushed to see another on the road at anyone time so the police are already clued up to the car, have friends in the force and my car has been mentioned a few times apparently, purely becuase my car round these parts is the one that always looks and sounds the part. In the dirtiest winters mine is the clean one. So it always attracts attention good, and that posted earlier, bad too.
Oh well, just have to go play squash more to chill out some more ;-)
The thing I was taught many years ago when first onwing big powerful cars is you dont need to prove yourself. Learn that lesson, ignore them or alternately you might want to go to http://www.vxronline.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?... which seems to have a higher proportion of Corsa/Astra graduates in the midst which migh be more sympathetic to your thoughtsIt annoys me because, i have the car of my dreams (reality speaking) to which i want to enjoy in my way, not what others push me too. I can be a hot head, and with recent events and then the P1 it was 'straw that broke the camels back' syndrome. I dont drive during the week, so weekend is a real joy to get in and drive. Its not as if i go out to push it just to cruise about in no particular direction. Like anywhere your hard pushed to see another on the road at anyone time so the police are already clued up to the car, have friends in the force and my car has been mentioned a few times apparently, purely becuase my car round these parts is the one that always looks and sounds the part. In the dirtiest winters mine is the clean one. So it always attracts attention good, and that posted earlier, bad too.
Oh well, just have to go play squash more to chill out some more ;-)
Me, I've never once seen anyone trying to egg on for a race maybe its the way you drive?
IMO I think this bloke is getting a bit of a hard time for his thread, not so much driving the Monaro, but, when I had the Astra VXR, was always getting people trying to tempt me into a bit of a play and it does get on your t
s, and to be honest, on a few occassions I did, and I think if a few more on here would be a little more honest, they have too, we're boy's with toy's who get them to have fun and we DO see what these car's can do. But now I'm getting a little older, a little wiser i just tend to, if the occassion rises, just look on with the contempt the pratts deserve, NONE and just go about my merry way enjoying my car and of course, letting other people enjoy as well as to be honest, seeing a Focus RS/Scooby/EVO etc is common as muck, how many times do you see another Monaro/VXR8, most people that pull up next to me do it for one reason only, to have a nose, get jealous and give the thumbs up 
s, and to be honest, on a few occassions I did, and I think if a few more on here would be a little more honest, they have too, we're boy's with toy's who get them to have fun and we DO see what these car's can do. But now I'm getting a little older, a little wiser i just tend to, if the occassion rises, just look on with the contempt the pratts deserve, NONE and just go about my merry way enjoying my car and of course, letting other people enjoy as well as to be honest, seeing a Focus RS/Scooby/EVO etc is common as muck, how many times do you see another Monaro/VXR8, most people that pull up next to me do it for one reason only, to have a nose, get jealous and give the thumbs up Tattooboy said:
IMO I think this bloke is getting a bit of a hard time for his thread, not so much driving the Monaro, but, when I had the Astra VXR, was always getting people trying to tempt me into a bit of a play and it does get on your ts, and to be honest, on a few occassions I did, and I think if a few more on here would be a little more honest, they have too, we're boy's with toy's who get them to have fun and we DO see what these car's can do. But now I'm getting a little older, a little wiser i just tend to, if the occassion rises, just look on with the contempt the pratts deserve, NONE and just go about my merry way enjoying my car and of course, letting other people enjoy as well as to be honest, seeing a Focus RS/Scooby/EVO etc is common as muck, how many times do you see another Monaro/VXR8, most people that pull up next to me do it for one reason only, to have a nose, get jealous and give the thumbs up
s, and to be honest, on a few occassions I did, and I think if a few more on here would be a little more honest, they have too, we're boy's with toy's who get them to have fun and we DO see what these car's can do. But now I'm getting a little older, a little wiser i just tend to, if the occassion rises, just look on with the contempt the pratts deserve, NONE and just go about my merry way enjoying my car and of course, letting other people enjoy as well as to be honest, seeing a Focus RS/Scooby/EVO etc is common as muck, how many times do you see another Monaro/VXR8, most people that pull up next to me do it for one reason only, to have a nose, get jealous and give the thumbs up 
+1 I almost always take the bait. I love it. The adrenaline rush is awesome.
However I dont blame the OP for getting pissed of with it, it does get a bit tiresome sometimes
They can dick swing till the cow's come home for me Its all good fun They seem to try harder with me being a girl which makes success even sweeter
However I dont blame the OP for getting pissed of with it, it does get a bit tiresome sometimes
They can dick swing till the cow's come home for me
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