1st date in over a decade!!!!

[bigTee]

Tonight and i'm bricking it!!!


Any new do’s and don’ts I should know about with all this 'women want to be equal' tripe that I’ve heard so much about since my last dating days?


Should I treat her equal and order her steak, chips and a pint of Stella or don’t I order for the bird anymore and let her choose?

I’m a bit out of practice and haven’t had a sensible conversation in a very long time…, what the hell do I talk about?

Should I tell her about the £10 bet I have with my mates on bedding her tonight and offer to go halves if I win?


Advice appreciated.!!

[Scott330ci]

bigTee said:

Should I tell her about the £10 bet I have with my mates on bedding her tonight and offer to go halves if I win?


Advice appreciated.!!

100% Yes my friend

I wish you well.

[Dakkon]

Surely you should be studying this thread with great interest then:
http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

[mattviatura]

There's a girl who's gonna get her head blown off.

[adam85]

Judging by the profile pic I'd tone down the sunbed tonight

[Steamer]

bigTee said:

Should I treat her equal and order her steak, chips and a pint of Stella or don’t I order for the bird anymore and let her choose?

Make sure you let her pay! They like doing that this days.

In all fairness I was on a date the other week & she paid before I got chance to even offer... I felt really awkward

[bigTee]

adam85 said:

Judging by the profile pic I'd tone down the sunbed tonight

[isee]

I went out with a friend the other night andlooking at him in action, being cheekily cheesy seems to be all the rage.

From experience: don't put the pu$$y on the pedestal
good luck!
tell her it's a £100 bet or she might feel cheap giving it up for a fiver heheheheh

Edited by isee on Wednesday 3rd February 16:32

[B17NNS]

Where you taking her duck?

[bigTee]

B17NNS said:

Where you taking her duck?

up Castle

[mattviatura]

B17NNS said:

Where you taking her duck?

Bloody personal

[B17NNS]

bigTee said:

up Castle

'assle up 'castle - beautiful.

Let her choose her own tea though eh chap.

[bigTee]

B17NNS said:

bigTee said:

up Castle

'assle up 'castle - beautiful.

Let her choose her own tea though eh chap.

Maybe best.

We are going the flicks.

Shall i do the classic pop corn trick?

[grumbledoak]

Definitely try the popcorn trick!

But, clubbing them over the head and dragging them off by the hair is, really, best left to the second date.

[B17NNS]

bigTee said:

Shall i do the classic pop corn trick?

It's the little things that impress girls on first dates I find.

[Justayellowbadge]

bigTee said:

We are going the flicks.

Is this poorly translated from Latin?

Motion towards, boy, motion towards.

[crofty1984]

Becareful not to forget the first rule of playing it cool:

ONLY SMILE AT HER FACE!

[BarRefaeli]

Take along one of your "amputated fingers" and stick in in the pop corn then kick up a massive fuss and demand a refund. That'll show her that you're confident and stand up for yourself.

[B17NNS]

Justayellowbadge said:

bigTee said:

We are going the flicks.

Is this poorly translated from Latin?

Motion towards, boy, motion towards.

It's actually the Stoke language, far harder to grasp than Latin.

[st_files]

Dont slap her on the arse as she walks past and give her a wink.

They dont like that any more.