WTF IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?

[Shurze]

I went to Tesco today to get some essentials, and then popped over to the sports shop across the road to get some clothes for the gym. Me and my mate could smell drugs as we walked around the corner to the shop, and there was a guy there smoking weed, we ignored him and carried on...

Then i see him again staring at me as i wait for my mate to try a couple of things on in the changing rooms.. again .. i thought nothing of it..

We then bought the clothes and left, where we see the scum bag once agin, standing under the bike shed round the corner..

" Oi! blood! what's your name?" he shouted at me ...

I then told him my name, to which he responded

" Thats my name too ! wanna buy a knife!?"

Then the wker pulled out a 10 inch blade wrapped in a clear plastic bag!

i st my self and said calmly "no thanks mate" and walked swiftly to my car..

it was about 3 in the afternoon in broad daylight! i couldn't believe it! what is going through that guys head?

has anyone else had anything like this happen?

[chevy-stu]

Sorry about that old chap... thought I recognised you in the sports shop...

[Google [bot]]

How much did he want for it?

[dudleybloke]

you see a thug, i see an entrepenerial youngster who's getting off his feet to start a small business.

[The Riddler]

Tesco and a Sports clothing shop?



You're one of them aren't you?

[Google [bot]]

Oi Mr. Riddler, where's my Pot Noodle?

[The Riddler]

Google [bot] said:

Oi Mr. Riddler, where's my Pot Noodle?

All in good time.

I'd actually forgot all about it with working nights, but now you've reminded me it shall be sent asap!

[Extra 300 Driver]

did you call the plod?

[RobCrezz]

Hahaha! Where the hell were you?

[blindswelledrat]

The Riddler said:

Tesco and a Sports clothing shop?



You're one of them aren't you?

[GingerWizard]

Shurze said:

I went to Tesco today to get some essentials, and then popped over to the sports shop across the road to get some clothes for the gym. Me and my mate could smell drugs as we walked around the corner to the shop, and there was a guy there smoking weed, we ignored him and carried on...

Then i see him again staring at me as i wait for my mate to try a couple of things on in the changing rooms.. again .. i thought nothing of it..

We then bought the clothes and left, where we see the scum bag once agin, standing under the bike shed round the corner..

" Oi! blood! what's your name?" he shouted at me ...

I then told him my name, to which he responded

" Thats my name too ! wanna buy a knife!?"

Then the wker pulled out a 10 inch blade wrapped in a clear plastic bag!

i st my self and said calmly "no thanks mate" and walked swiftly to my car..

it was about 3 in the afternoon in broad daylight! i couldn't believe it! what is going through that guys head?

has anyone else had anything like this happen?

TBH it sounds a bit $hitty where you live..... in fact its probably one of those places i drive through at speed with the doors locked..... did his weed smell like good st?

[V8mate]

Shurze said:

I went to Tesco today to get some essentials, and then popped over to the sports shop across the road to get some clothes for the gym. Me and my mate could smell drugs as we walked around the corner to the shop, and there was a guy there smoking weed, we ignored him and carried on...

Then i see him again staring at me as i wait for my mate to try a couple of things on in the changing rooms.. again .. i thought nothing of it..

We then bought the clothes and left, where we see the scum bag once agin, standing under the bike shed round the corner..

" Oi! blood! what's your name?" he shouted at me ...

I then told him my name, to which he responded

" Thats my name too ! wanna buy a knife!?"

Then the wker pulled out a 10 inch blade wrapped in a clear plastic bag!

i st my self and said calmly "no thanks mate" and walked swiftly to my car..

it was about 3 in the afternoon in broad daylight! i couldn't believe it! what is going through that guys head?

has anyone else had anything like this happen?

You've got issues, chap. Shouldn't you have been in school at 3 in the afternoon?

[Eric Mc]

To answer the OP's thread title - he's a drug addict. They do weird things.

Next question.

[Jonny671]

Eric Mc said:

To answer the OP's thread title - he's a drug addict. They do weird things.

Next question.

How much was it worth?

[zac510]

I always have a little chuckle when I notice some kids having a spliff out in public I don't smoke it anymore but think it's a pretty harmless drug.

[Mr E Driver]

Serves you right for being a fking cheapskate........


you should shop at Sainsburys, M&S or Waitrose like wot I do

[Graham E]

Google [bot] said:

How much did he want for it?

'ees dreamin'

[Matt Evans]

Shurze said:

" Thats my name too ! wanna buy a knife that I've just used in a stabbing and now need to get rid of quickly!?"

Then the wker pulled out a 10 inch blade wrapped in a clear plastic bag!

EFA

[HOGEPH]

Google [bot] said:

How much did he want for it?

Brian: How much? Quick!
Harry: What?
Brian: It's for the wife.
Harry: Oh. Twenty shekels.
Brian: Right.
Harry: What?
Brian: (putting down 20 shekels) There you are.
Harry: Wait a moment.
Brian: What?
Harry: We're supposed to haggle.

[Mojocvh]

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you should shop at Sainsburys, M&S or Waitrose like wot I do

[/quote]

You ARE having a laugh there, right?