Forza 3 - Please take my Porsche 996 GT1 away
Forza 3 - Please take my Porsche 996 GT1 away
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wy906

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3,169 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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Hi, sorry for begging.

I’ve listed my un-driven, Level 0, Porsche 996 GT1 in the auction house. Starting price is only at 1,000 Cr with 1 million buyout. Auction ends this evening UK time at around 7.30pm. From the ‘shop’ the GT1 costs 1.3 millions Cr so it’ll be quite a bit of saving.

Currently it has Gulf livery, but you can remove it easily.

Please go to auction house, then search for ‘Level 0 / Porsche / 996GT1’

Really sorry for creating this useless spamming thread... I promise I won’t do it again.

Crap pics:




Silverbullet767

10,978 posts

226 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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I GIVE YOU 100cr, NO MORE.

Shinobi

5,114 posts

210 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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Ze Germans!

wy906

Original Poster:

3,169 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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Silverbullet767 said:


I GIVE YOU 100cr, NO MORE.
You Brits don't know how to haggle.

You should have started with 1 Cr.

The_Jackal

4,854 posts

217 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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Is this the VIP gift one?
Strassenversion something or other.

stephen300o

15,464 posts

248 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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wy906 said:
Silverbullet767 said:


I GIVE YOU 100cr, NO MORE.
You Brits don't know how to haggle.

You should have started with 1 Cr.
BRIAN: How much? Quick.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: What?

BRIAN: It's for the wife.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Oh. Uhhh, twenty shekels.

BRIAN: Right.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: What?

BRIAN: There you are.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Wait a minute.

BRIAN: What?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Well, we're-- we're supposed to haggle.

BRIAN: No, no. I've got to get--

HARRY THE HAGGLER: What do you mean, 'no, no, no'?

BRIAN: I haven't time. I've got--

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Well, give it back, then.

BRIAN: No, no, no. I just paid you.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Burt!

BURT: Yeah?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: This bloke won't haggle.

BURT: Won't haggle?!

BRIAN: All right. Do we have to?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Now, look. I want twenty for that.

BRIAN: I-- I just gave you twenty.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Now, are you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels?

BRIAN: No.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

BRIAN: All right. I'll give you nineteen then.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: No, no, no. Come on. Do it properly.

BRIAN: What?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Haggle properly. This isn't worth nineteen.

BRIAN: Well, you just said it was worth twenty.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Ohh, dear. Ohh, dear. Come on. Haggle.

BRIAN: Huh. All right. I'll give you ten.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: That's more like it. Ten?! Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?! Ten?!

BRIAN: All right. I'll give you eleven.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Now you're gettin' it. Eleven?! Did I hear you right?! Eleven?! This cost me twelve. You want to ruin me?!

BRIAN: Seventeen?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: No, no, no, no. Seventeen.

BRIAN: Eighteen?

HARRY THE HAGGLER: No, no. You go to fourteen now.

BRIAN: All right. I'll give you fourteen.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Fourteen?! Are you joking?!

BRIAN: That's what you told me to say.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Ohh, dear.

BRIAN: Ohh, tell me what to say. Please!

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Offer me fourteen.

BRIAN: I'll give you fourteen.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: He's offering me fourteen for this!

BRIAN: Fifteen!

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Seventeen. My last word. I won't take a penny less, or strike me dead.

BRIAN: Sixteen.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Done. Nice to do business with you.

BRIAN: Huh.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Tell you what. I'll throw you in this as well.

BRIAN: I don't want it, but thanks.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Burt!

BURT: Yeah?

BRIAN: All right! All right. All right.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Now, where's the sixteen you owe me?

BRIAN: I just gave you twenty.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Oh, yeah. That's right. That's four I owe you, then.

BRIAN: Well, that's all right. That's fine. That's fine.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: No. Hang on. I've got it here somewhere.

BRIAN: That's all right. That's four for the gourd.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Four? For this gourd? Four?! Look at it. It's worth ten if it's worth a shekel.

BRIAN: But you just gave it to me for nothing.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: Yes, but it's worth ten!

BRIAN: All right. All right.

HARRY THE HAGGLER: No, no, no, no. It's not worth ten. You're supposed to argue, 'Ten for that? You must be mad!' Ohh, well. sniff One born every minute.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

252 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen anywhere ever.

wy906

Original Poster:

3,169 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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blindswelledrat said:
This is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen anywhere ever.
I know.

I'm not sorry.

wy906

Original Poster:

3,169 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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The_Jackal said:
Is this the VIP gift one?
Strassenversion something or other.
That's the one, hence started at 1,000 Cr.

Just take it away from me. smile

poprock

1,987 posts

221 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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I’ll take it, if it’s still there when I get home from work.

The_Jackal

4,854 posts

217 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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^ ^ ^
Great post, well done.

AndyD360

1,444 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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You do realise it's worth 600,000 credits if you sell it don't you??

wy906

Original Poster:

3,169 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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AndyD360 said:
You do realise it's worth 600,000 credits if you sell it don't you??
Yep. That's why it's in the auction house. wink

nsmith1180

3,941 posts

198 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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wy906 said:
AndyD360 said:
You do realise it's worth 600,000 credits if you sell it don't you??
Yep. That's why it's in the auction house. wink
numpty.

AndyD360

1,444 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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nsmith1180 said:
wy906 said:
AndyD360 said:
You do realise it's worth 600,000 credits if you sell it don't you??
Yep. That's why it's in the auction house. wink
numpty.
Sounds like hard work to me - take the 600k and be done with it...

wy906

Original Poster:

3,169 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th February 2010
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Just sold for 700,000 Cr.

I can let this thread die now.