Parents are cruel.

[A911DOM]

I received some work emails today which contain a number of customer names etc and I couldnt help but childishly giggle.

Seriously though, what must be going through these parents heads when they name their poor kids:

Dick E Poenisch
Matthew P Knutt

Join in chaps - what other genuine (but amusing/rude/just wrong) names have you seen inflicted on poor innocent humans.

[Justayellowbadge]

There is a Randy Bumgardener.

Bet you didn't know that.

It hardly ever gets mentioned.

[G_T]

An elderly lady called "Irene Swallow".

Imagine my dissapointment.

[kazste]

There's a Taiwanese tennis player called shi ting wang guess it doesn't translate in Taiwanese but still funny.

[Poledriver]

And from the states (as keeps getting mentioned every time this thread appears) 'Ginger Minge'

ETA

5th across, 5th down

Edited by Poledriver on Thursday 4th February 10:06

[Mini1275]

Stan Stil
Justin Case
Hazel Nutt
Rose Bush

All real

[mustard tab]

used to go shooting with a bloke called Tom Bowler

[A911DOM]

There was also a Nicholas Crotch at my high school








Although I never met him / her

[clonmult]

In a mind numbingly dull temp job I once came across a name "Fuk Yu". Which is way more to the point than any of these other boring word plays.

[aussiebruce]

Back in my courier days I had to deliver a parcel to a Miss Hore. I repeated the name to the recpitionist about ten times, but she said she didn't know her. I the end I showed her the parcel.

'Oh, you mean Miss Horrie' she pronounced. Looked like Miss Hore to me??

[snotrag]

I used to have a customer called Mr Tony Rex

[sebhaque]

There's a fella at work called Sebastian fk. Not joking. Also got Isabel Ender.

[Matt Evans]

There's a great book that my girlfriend got for Christmas which is basically a list of funny personal and place names etc. It's called "Busty, Slag and Nob End".

[Dave^]

clonmult said:

In a mind numbingly dull temp job I once came across a name "Fuk Yu". Which is way more to the point than any of these other boring word plays.

Are you sure you weren't watching Austin Powers?

[bull996]

In my old comp-anies address book was a "Eva Gina"

Oh how we laughed!

[john_r]

My sister went out with a bloke years and years ago called Paul Hunt... Which is fine, until you find out his middle name was Mike.

[Mongoose]

Roger Myring is the landlord of the Smithfield in Derby, always raises a smile.

There was a Staffordshire councillor called Ramon Mycock.

[lazyitus]

mustard tab said:

used to go shooting with a bloke called Tom Bowler

Ginger hair ?

[eps]

Richard Trickle... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle

[A911DOM]

Mini1275 said:

Stan Stil
Justin Case
Hazel Nutt
Rose Bush

All real

Well reminded.

My mates sister is now (having married) called Heather Bush

Anyone know a Teresa Green...