So how many are you guilty of?

[Penny-lope]

Just got sent this link.....

http://hubpages.com/hub/Common-mistakes-made-by-me...

Go on, try and deny you don't do at least one

[Cock Womble]

None of the above.

[soad]

[Hammerhead]

It's given me a headache - I'm not in the mood now.

[LukeBird]

Sorry, what is a 'bedroom mistake'? Is that like an unforeseen pregnancy?


If you meant 'problems' then no....



WOOF WOOF!

[BarRefaeli]

" Not all women do a Meg Ryan and makes a racket so that even the windows vibrate. If you are not sure, ask. "

"There is nothing worse than a man who after a good session of sex asks, "And how was it for you dear?" "

Whinge, whinge, fking whinge.

[Cock Womble]

BarRefaeli said:

" Not all women do a Meg Ryan and makes a racket so that even the windows vibrate. If you are not sure, ask. "

"There is nothing worse than a man who after a good session of sex asks, "And how was it for you dear?" "

Whinge, whinge, fking whinge.

Indeed. Make your fking minds up, laydees.

[Penny-lope]

Cock Womble said:

BarRefaeli said:

" Not all women do a Meg Ryan and makes a racket so that even the windows vibrate. If you are not sure, ask. "

"There is nothing worse than a man who after a good session of sex asks, "And how was it for you dear?" "

Whinge, whinge, fking whinge.

Indeed. Make your fking minds up, laydees.

[soad]

I'm guilty of Number Four (gave a few hickeys in the past)

Edited by soad on Thursday 4th February 18:08

[MitchT]

Most of those problems would disappear if women bothered to communicate.

[BarRefaeli]

soad said:

I'm guilty of Number Four (gave a few kickeys in the past)

You hoof her in the mimsy?

That's harsh, dude, harsh.

[pacman1]

MitchT said:

Most of those problems would disappear if women bothered to communicate.

Oh dear, not going well?

[soad]

BarRefaeli said:

soad said:

I'm guilty of Number Four (gave a few kickeys in the past)

You hoof her in the mimsy?

That's harsh, dude, harsh.

Hickeys, not kickeys.

[Rollcage]

Never had any complaints, I must say.

Well, not until I let them go, at any rate..........

[Cock Womble]

Penny-lope said:

Cock Womble said:

BarRefaeli said:

" Not all women do a Meg Ryan and makes a racket so that even the windows vibrate. If you are not sure, ask. "

"There is nothing worse than a man who after a good session of sex asks, "And how was it for you dear?" "

Whinge, whinge, fking whinge.

Indeed. Make your fking minds up, laydees.

Don't laugh Pen, it's a bloody minefield out there. I've been with some laydees where it's quite obvious that they've achieved "closure" and those where it's clearly probable but not definite and then those for whom it's a complete mystery.

Usually, a reddening of the chest/neck is a good indication, but sometimes, one does have to ask.

[cazzer]

Perhaps we should compose a witty retort.

1) It is not a bottle of Ketchup, you are not trying to get the last bit out of the bottle.

Anyone else....

[BarRefaeli]

Cock Womble said:

but sometimes, one does have to ask.

Transparent, pretending you're a caring, sharing kinda guy.

soad said:

Hickeys, not kickeys.

Yes, yes I know, I was mocking your (now corrected) typo...

Edited by BarRefaeli on Thursday 4th February 18:18

[MitchT]

pacman1 said:

MitchT said:

Most of those problems would disappear if women bothered to communicate.

Oh dear, not going well?

There's nothing to go at the moment... but I did have a long-term relationship with a woman who was a brilliant communicator and she couldn't understand what stupid articles like that were on about. Since then I've met some of the less communicative Cosmo-worshippers who think men are mind-readers and then moan when they don't get exactly what they want. As one of my friends asked his OH after she moaned about his lack of telepathy... would you take your car to the garage and then stand there saying nothing expecting them to guess what was wrong with it? Would you go to the doctor's and expect them to guess which bit of you was hurting... Women, you're fecking brilliant at wagging your jaws, so try using the process to achieve something useful!

[BarRefaeli]

cazzer said:

Perhaps we should compose a witty retort.

1) It is not a bottle of Ketchup, you are not trying to get the last bit out of the bottle.

Anyone else....

2) At least try to look interested.

[Justayellowbadge]

BarRefaeli said:

cazzer said:

Perhaps we should compose a witty retort.

1) It is not a bottle of Ketchup, you are not trying to get the last bit out of the bottle.

Anyone else....

2) At least try to look interested.

3) I thought sisters shared?