name my vacuum
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pits

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6,625 posts

211 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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currently on site doing a floor, probably wont finish till midday by the looks of it, anyway whilst cleaning out a filter with Henry I noticed for the frist time that our scrubber dryer and the big yhellow industrial vacuum don't have names, nor faces,

So I put it to the late nighters who have fk all else to do, to name my vacuum and scrubber dryer, both are Numatic products so can legitanately wear names, not sure i could fit faces on.

for the vacuum at the moment I am leaning towards Barry, looks like a barry, Henrys older estranged uncle who did time for harrasing swans, and the scrubber dryer perhaps Trevor or Terry, looks like the kind of person who likes to be alone in a pub with his dog which is usually wet and smells

So any ideas, the usual Henry names cang be used, and they are both blokes

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

232 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Nate and Jimbeaux.

Dysfunctional uncle and weird long lost couzzin rellie who sit at the bar all lonseome drinking pissy 'merikan beer watching rounders on the telly above the bar.



All resemblances to Jimbeauxs living or dead is purely co-hincidental. All reference to 'merikan beer being pissy is true apart from the ones brewed up Boston way which taste more like proper European beers and are a throwback to 'merikas better, more civilised, cultured and refined past

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

276 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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The vac has to be BIN Laden...

Scrubber...? Jordan...

Trooper2

6,676 posts

252 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Dweezil and Moon Unit.

pits

Original Poster:

6,625 posts

211 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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lol not namiing them after zappas kids, have to be,legitamate everudayish names

ETA as I am feeling generous there will be a prize in true ph style a tin of birdsv custard to the personwho comes up with the best names ike and for BOTH IN ONE REPLY, and to make it fair I will not say which names i like, and I will get them badged up.

Edited by pits on Saturday 6th February 03:10

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

276 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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pits said:
lol not namiing them after zappas kids, have to be,legitamate everudayish names
Ahh, right...

Gordon and Sarah...

pits

Original Poster:

6,625 posts

211 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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both are blokes

Trooper2

6,676 posts

252 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Scott and Drew.

Lil' Joe

1,548 posts

207 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Barnaby and Oswald.

Trooper2

6,676 posts

252 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Lil' Joe said:
Barnaby and Oswald.
Barnaby Jones and Lee Harvey Oswald???.......WTF!

smile

GilbertGrape

1,226 posts

211 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Bert and Uma.

pits

Original Poster:

6,625 posts

211 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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some good suggestions so far

Glocko

1,813 posts

270 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Ted and Ralph

Stuart70

4,108 posts

204 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Bill and Ted, dude

SkinnyBoy

4,635 posts

279 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Glocko said:
Ted and Ralph
+1 I was going to post that rofl

Westy Pre-Lit

5,088 posts

224 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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On site you say.....

Vacuum - Dave....everyone on sites called Dave, every site must have a Dave, a sites not a site without a Dave, it's the Law.

Scrubber Dryer - Bob....all Bobs have smelly dogs and are boring, scrubber drying is more boring than boring boredom it'self....boring Bob the boring scrubber dryer.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

230 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Peter and Colin.
Or maybe Peter and Boris. smile

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

227 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Vacuum as suggested could be Gordon because as we all know, Gordon sucks.

Scrubber has me flummoxed, Jordan, Jodie, Kerry type names keep occurring but you're insisting on blokes names.

soad

34,253 posts

197 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Sucky McVacuum & Scoop E da Doo.

Twinkie Suckwave sounds good too.

robinhood21

30,976 posts

253 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Ben Doon & Phil Mcavity.