So who uses fake tan?

[DaGuv]

I will start this off and proudly admit that i use loreal men expert hydra energetic with holiday tan. It gives a natural glow after a few days and makes me look more healthy. I dont use full body straight tan like some!

[A911DOM]

Worst 'Im coming out of the closet anyone want to join me' thread ever.

[Cara Van Man]

DaGuv said:

It gives a natural glow

No it doesn't. It makes you look like an Oompa Loompa.

[cazzer]

Kinell, are the closets all full this mornin or something?

[Simbu]

DaGuv said:

makes me look more healthy

Surely you'd be better off being more healthy?

Even if anyone does, do you expect them to admit to it?

[Justayellowbadge]

Good luck to ya, Scott.

Number 1!

Yeah!

Hoo-wah!

[GingerWizard]

There is no excuse. It is vanity and not at all manly. I am appalled that this thread even exists... shame on you.

[MacGee]

Almost all on TV and all 14-15 yr old girls including my daughter. We call her tango girl or our little mexican.

[ProfessorPeach]

DaGuv said:

proudly admit

Really?

Proudly?

[Babu 01]

DaGuv said:

straight tan

Where's that oxymoron thread?

[jmorgan]

Why? Is this before or after shaving, grooming or whatever the new fad is now, would you keep the tube in the man bag as well along side the trimmer and nail files?

[paulm3]

fake tan is ghey to the max, thats why i use a sunbed

Edited by paulm3 on Monday 8th February 11:17

[Steamer]

my ex...

....ooooh those lovely tide marks! actually made her look far more dirty than she actually was.

[Penny-lope]

Can you not just get outside for a while?

I have used fake tan once for a friends wedding, and hated it....never again!

Edited by Penny-lope on Monday 8th February 11:21

[Killer2005]

Do you have an Arm-belt at all?

[10 Pence Short]

Cara Van Man said:

DaGuv said:

It gives a natural glow

No it doesn't. It makes you look like an Oompa Loompa.

In that case he should stay away from Cock Womble until it wears off.

[rhinochopig]

So in 36 months on a motoring forum, you've made 86 posts, one of which is about the use of fake tan.

Sir might prefer this site http://gaydar.co.uk/ instead of PH.

[Steamer]

Penny-lope said:

Can you not just get out outside for a while?

I have used fake tan once for a friends wedding, and hated it....never again!

I'm not surprised! Last time I saw a Scottish lass in a mini dress her arms & legs were SO white they actually looked blue!!

Nobody wants a smurf in their wedding photos.

[rhinochopig]

Steamer said:

Penny-lope said:

Can you not just get out outside for a while?

I have used fake tan once for a friends wedding, and hated it....never again!

I'm not surprised! Last time I saw a Scottish lass in a mini dress her arms & legs were SO white they actually looked blue!!

Nobody wants a smurf in their wedding photos.

Must have been a warm summer then because usually they're translucent - a bit like those fish that live in caves.

[Garlick]

MacGee said:

our little mexican.