Call that a knife?

[Ikemi]

THIS is a knife! The Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife:



It's also a;

• 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench - Screwdriver - Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings - Extension lever
• All-purpose wrench (exclusivity)
• Bit holder
• Blade with blunt point
• Can opener
• Case opener
• Chain rivet setter
• Cigar cutter (patented)
• Club face cleaner (exclusivity)
• Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) - Can opener - Cap lifter
• Corkscrew
• Curved hexagonal key
• Detachable marker
• Fish scaler - Fish disgorger - Lineguide
• Flat Phillips screwdriver
• Flat pliers
• Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity)
• Flat screwdriver with safety lock system - Cap lifter - Wire bender
• Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder
• Green repair tool
• Green repairer
• Integrated holder
• Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) - Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity)
• Junior round blade
• Large blade
• Laser pointer
• Magnifying glass - Precision screwdriver
• Medium screwdriver - Cap lifter - Wire bender
• Metal file - Metal cutting saw
• Nail clipper (exclusivity)
• Nail file - Nail cleaner - Screwdriver for small cross head screws
• Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench
• Phillips screwdriver
• Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity)
• Reamer
• Reamer - Eye
• Reamer - Needle - Cuticle pen
• Ring
• Safety lock system (patented)
• Semi-round-nose pliers - Wire-cutter - Nut wrench
• Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity)
• Shackle opener - Marlin spike - Ruler inch/cm - Needle
• Shoe spike wrench
• Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) - Wire crimper - Inside and outside wire cutters - Nut wrench
• Small blade
• Small blade 65 mm
• Small screwdriver
• Snap hook
• Special blade
• Spot light
• Stroke counter with 12 graduations
• Toothpick
• Tweezers
• Wood saw

Yours for £500 ... Also you'll need big pockets - It's 9" in width!

[LukeBird]

Pointless!

[speedtwelve]

Ikemi said:

• Reamer

• Stroke counter with 12 graduations

Fnarr fnarr! Gsnurk!

[mybrainhurts]

Looks like a good throwing knife...


Et, ici, c'est...

[Ozone]

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a good throwing knife...


Et, ici, c'est...

[Steamer]

Thing for getting stones out of horses hooves?

[chim]

Ozone said:

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a good throwing knife...


Et, ici, c'est...

[kVA]

LukeBird said:

Pointless!

Oh, I don't know - I can see quite a few points there! Enough to hurt anyway

[andy_s]

A sex toy version would be good.

[Famous Graham]

Ikemi said:

Also you'll need big pockets - It's 9" in width!

Pah...

[mybrainhurts]

andy_s said:

A sex toy version would be good.

[Otter Smacker]

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a good throwing knife...


Et, ici, c'est...

Or one for the Russians...

[andy_s]

mybrainhurts said:

andy_s said:

A sex toy version would be good.

That's bloody quick drawing.

[Driller]

mybrainhurts said:

Looks like a good throwing knife...


Et, ici, c'est...

Damn you, that made me laugh...