Vernon Kay - faithful hubby or dirty dawg?
Vernon Kay - faithful hubby or dirty dawg?
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rocksteadyeddie

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7,971 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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So Vernon Kay has managed to get himself on the front page of the nation's favourite red-top for two days on the bounce for having "text sex" with one or more women who were not his, absolutely stunning, wife. But was it cheating? His wife seems to be letting him off.

So is test sex cheating or not? What about a bit of cheeky flirting? A furtive snog? A bit of a grope after closing? Or do you have to go the whole hog to be a cheat?

Over to the wit and wisdom of the PH massive....

PhillT

2,488 posts

244 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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rocksteadyeddie said:
So Vernon Kay has managed to get himself on the front page of the nation's favourite red-top for two days on the bounce for having "text sex" with one or more women who were not his, absolutely stunning, wife. But was it cheating? His wife seems to be letting him off.

So is test sex cheating or not? What about a bit of cheeky flirting? A furtive snog? A bit of a grope after closing? Or do you have to go the whole hog to be a cheat?

Over to the wit and wisdom of the PH massive....
"Test sex"? I very much doubt that this is allowed, although I like the concept. biggrin

MitchT

16,995 posts

228 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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WTF is "test sex"?

V8mate

45,899 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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MitchT said:
WTF is "test sex"?
Foreplay?

JD123d

276 posts

200 months

JonRB

78,710 posts

291 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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The question of whether flirty and sexually explicit emails with another woman were cheating or not was often discussed robustly during the 6 years of my marriage. I maintain it wasn't and my (now ex) wife disagreed. smile

soad

34,167 posts

195 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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Not exactly cheating is it? More of a flirting (rude one). hehe

His wife a right fittie too. wink

V8mate

45,899 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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JonRB said:
The question of whether flirty and sexually explicit emails with another woman were cheating or not was often discussed robustly during the 6 years of my marriage. I maintain it wasn't and my (now ex) wife disagreed. smile
She was sending flirty and sexually explicit emails to another woman and you let her go?

smile

Dave^

7,765 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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JD123d said:
Link said:
Strictly Come Dancing star Tess is due to release a book about her pregnancies next week.
How convenient... rolleyes

soad

34,167 posts

195 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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Dave^ said:
How convenient... rolleyes
Ah, good point. Publicity works wonders for book sales, right?

NoelWatson

11,710 posts

261 months

308mate

13,758 posts

241 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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A page 3 girl.

What an excellent and trustworthy choice for a celebrity to flirt/cheat with.

How DUMB are they?

V8mate

45,899 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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NoelWatson said:
What kind of fking wound is the bird in the white swimsuit sporting between her legs? It looks like it's been mauled by a grizzly.

illmonkey

19,420 posts

217 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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V8mate said:
NoelWatson said:
What kind of fking wound is the bird in the white swimsuit sporting between her legs? It looks like it's been mauled by a grizzly.
Pretty nasty what ever it is.

I also can't figure out what is wrong with her head, but something just doesnt look right. Massive head but tiny mouth/chin?



Look, what the hell is she trying to smuggle down her top too!

Why Vernon!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Edited by illmonkey on Wednesday 10th February 14:10

Dave^

7,765 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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V8mate said:
NoelWatson said:
What kind of fking wound is the bird in the white swimsuit sporting between her legs? It looks like it's been mauled by a grizzly.
Dunno, but don't Google her name at work... hehe

missing the VR6

2,459 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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Was just discussing this with the bird in the service dept, she thinks it's cheating but myself and the service manager think it's not. All down to physical contact IMO, anything physical is cheating, texting isn't as you've not done anything!

Also I think Tess Daley is fitter than the page 3 bird, so he is a dick for risking that!

V8mate

45,899 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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missing the VR6 said:
Was just discussing this with the bird in the service dept, she thinks it's cheating but myself and the service manager think it's not. All down to physical contact IMO, anything physical is cheating, texting isn't as you've not done anything!

Also I think Tess Daley is fitter than the page 3 bird, so he is a dick for risking that!
Yeah, but the Page 3 bird is probably more dim, which always carries an attraction.

speedchick

5,260 posts

241 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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As someone who works on the other side of the text sex stuff, we get a lot of married men texting in, either the wife has gone off sex, they are living seperate lives, or the wife also likes the see the pics available rolleyes

Then we get the ones that can't make their mind up, while chatting to one person they will be married, then they will swap and chat to someone else, and they have a new name, age and are usually single then. We have found with these guys, the only thing that seems to stay the same is the location confused

Not sure if it is actually cheating though, cos then you could say that I am cheating on my other half as I am part of it (not that I actually get anything out of it!)

Edited by speedchick on Wednesday 10th February 14:26

missing the VR6

2,459 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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V8mate said:
missing the VR6 said:
Was just discussing this with the bird in the service dept, she thinks it's cheating but myself and the service manager think it's not. All down to physical contact IMO, anything physical is cheating, texting isn't as you've not done anything!

Also I think Tess Daley is fitter than the page 3 bird, so he is a dick for risking that!
Yeah, but the Page 3 bird is probably more dim, which always carries an attraction.
That's a strong case you put forward there sir!

Muzzer

3,814 posts

240 months

Wednesday 10th February 2010
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missing the VR6 said:
Also I think Tess Daley is fitter than the page 3 bird, so he is a dick for risking that!
Some blokes like to have a greasy kebab once in a while, even when they have fillet steak in fridge every night.

Exhibit A - Tiger Woods
Exhibit B - Ashley Cole

FWIW, if my missus had dirty texts on her phone from another fella, I'd not be best pleased and vice-versa.