MIL Classic

[Merp]

Currently over the girlfriends parents house...
Gf's sister was just eating her dinner and her mum said to her:

" watch out you don't flick your bean"

/snigger

I had to leave the room, anybody else experienced this type of humour from the in laws?

[Justayellowbadge]

I don't think I've met them.

They sound fun though.

[LukeBird]

I certainly would have to leave the room after a comment like that!

[TubbyTommy]

dinner......

[rossyIIa]

Similar story and an equally immature snigger.

My ex's mum asked her if she wanted her muffin buttered.

[Merp]

rossyIIa said:

Similar story and an equally immature snigger.

My ex's mum asked her if she wanted her muffin buttered.

I've just been offered a muffin.

I like where this is going. Giggidy

[T89 Callan]

when I saw the topic title I thought it would be about one of these..... although this MIL is a little less scary than most Mother in Laws... Fnarr Fnarr Fnarr

[K87]

not quite the same, but I was at an ex's house once and the ex's dad made some remark to the mum about them having sex that night, to which the mum turned round and said not tonight I'm bleeding like a bh down here! I was horrified, the ex didnt even bat an eyelid! Needless to say that relationship didnt last long.

[Lawro]

Merp said:

Currently over the girlfriends parents house...
Gf's sister was just eating her dinner and her mum said to her:

" watch out you don't flick your bean"

/snigger

I had to leave the room, anybody else experienced this type of humour from the in laws?

You bd, two timing stbag.

[Pothole]

my Mum said she had a man coming round to trim her bush last year...

[Doofus]

My MIL was alseep in a chair last summer when next door's dog came into the house and pressed his nozzle against her hand.

[Extra 300 Driver]

Caught in the act with my now ex, by her mum. When asked what I was doing the only thing I could think of was;

'cutting the grass, what the F*** does it look like'

Didnt last long after that, the relationship I mean.

[Merp]

Lawro said:

Merp said:

Currently over the girlfriends parents house...
Gf's sister was just eating her dinner and her mum said to her:

" watch out you don't flick your bean"

/snigger

I had to leave the room, anybody else experienced this type of humour from the in laws?

You bd, two timing stbag.

I thought we had cleared these cover stories up with each other already?
two weeks in blackpools finest guesthouse to work it out Hunni?
I was planning on suprising you Sunday sweetie.

[sidekickdmr]

Merp said:

Lawro said:

Merp said:

Currently over the girlfriends parents house...
Gf's sister was just eating her dinner and her mum said to her:

" watch out you don't flick your bean"

/snigger

I had to leave the room, anybody else experienced this type of humour from the in laws?

You bd, two timing stbag.

I thought we had cleared these cover stories up with each other already?
two weeks in blackpools finest guesthouse to work it out Hunni?
I was planning on suprising you Sunday sweetie.

whats going on??

[ScottishSamurai]

I have no idea. Would you like a crisp?

[bonsai]

sidekickdmr said:

Merp said:

Lawro said:

Merp said:

Currently over the girlfriends parents house...
Gf's sister was just eating her dinner and her mum said to her:

" watch out you don't flick your bean"

/snigger

I had to leave the room, anybody else experienced this type of humour from the in laws?

You bd, two timing stbag.

I thought we had cleared these cover stories up with each other already?
two weeks in blackpools finest guesthouse to work it out Hunni?
I was planning on suprising you Sunday sweetie.

whats going on??

I believe he was pointing out Merp's poor grasp of apostrophe usage. Then it all went a little bit gay.

[sidekickdmr]

ScottishSamurai said:

I have no idea. Would you like a crisp?

ooohhh, what flavor?

[ScottishSamurai]

sidekickdmr said:

ScottishSamurai said:

I have no idea. Would you like a crisp?

ooohhh, what flavor?

Either salt& vinegar, or pepperika pringles!

Choose wisely

[snowy slopes]

K87 said:

not quite the same, but I was at an ex's house once and the ex's dad made some remark to the mum about them having sex that night, to which the mum turned round and said not tonight I'm bleeding like a bh down here! I was horrified, the ex didnt even bat an eyelid! Needless to say that relationship didnt last long.

[Big Rod]

Whilst helping her decant some drinks during a hot day a couple of years ago, my MIL said something to the effect of, 'I've a couple of horrible old jugs that get used occassionaly if you wouldn't mind getting them out for me'.

I literally collapsed laughing.