How does text sex work then?

[Chris_w666]

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

[Cock Womble]

Nothing to do with vibrations (although that could work).

More to do with texting someone the details of what you'd like to do to/with them.

[Rach*]

Chris_w666 said:

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

Give me your mobile number...

[Cock Womble]

Yeah, give me your mobile number.

[phil1979]

I thought it was porn on Ceefax?

[Soovy]

Rach* said:

Chris_w666 said:

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

Give me your mobile number...

You can have mine, poppet.

[A - W]

Rach* said:

Chris_w666 said:

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

Give me your mobile number...

You've pulled!

[Chris_w666]

Hmm, I think Rach may win on points.

[Justayellowbadge]

Rach* said:

Give me your mobile number...

I can hear one of our number getting on to her union angrily.

[Chris_w666]

A - W said:

Rach* said:

Chris_w666 said:

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

Give me your mobile number...

You've pulled!

It's no fun if it's easy.

[Cock Womble]

Chris_w666 said:

Hmm, I think Rach may win on points.

Sexist.

[Chris_w666]

Cock Womble said:

Chris_w666 said:

Hmm, I think Rach may win on points.

Sexist.

Stop flirting. No!

[mat13]

Justayellowbadge said:

Rach* said:

Give me your mobile number...

I can hear one of our number getting on to her union angrily.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Cock Womble]

Chris_w666 said:

Cock Womble said:

Chris_w666 said:

Hmm, I think Rach may win on points.

Sexist.

Stop flirting. No!

Don't fight it babe x

[A - W]

Chris_w666 said:

A - W said:

Rach* said:

Chris_w666 said:

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

Give me your mobile number...

You've pulled!

It's no fun if it's easy.

Rach isnt easy. You might just have lost out now!

[Chris_w666]

A - W said:

Chris_w666 said:

A - W said:

Rach* said:

Chris_w666 said:

Following on from the Vernon Kay thread I think this needs to be asked, is it something to do with where you place the phone as it vibrates or is it a much more subtle art?

Give me your mobile number...

You've pulled!

It's no fun if it's easy.

Rach isnt easy. You might just have lost out now!

CW is always a back up.

Not sure what all the fuss is in the match.com thread this is much easier

[Dakkon]

You send txt's about what you want to do to each other, something like this:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bh, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

---

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Edited by Dakkon on Thursday 11th February 10:47

[Cock Womble]

Chris_w666 said:

CW is always a back up.

So, is that a "yes"?

[Chris_w666]

Cock Womble said:

Chris_w666 said:

CW is always a back up.

So, is that a "yes"?

Do I not get coffee in morrisons first?

[A - W]

Cock Womble said:

Chris_w666 said:

CW is always a back up.

So, is that a "yes"?

I think your in with a chance.