Sex education old style

[Penny-lope]

Some advice for the ladies

[DaveL485]

Awesome. Where do I sign her up?

[anonymous-user]

Sweet, im going to print that for mrs slopes, she needs re-training

[Penny-lope]

snowy slopes said:

Sweet, im going to print that for mrs slopes, she needs re-training

You really are asking for more trouble

[anonymous-user]

Not half as much as when i show her that article,and i will

[Justayellowbadge]

Sounds bloody dreadful, frankly.

[Tiggsy]

Actual extract...internet speak for made up.

[Penny-lope]

Tiggsy said:

Actual extract...internet speak for made up.

Well I don't think anyone was actually taking it too serious

[elster]

Justayellowbadge said:

Sounds bloody dreadful, frankly.

I know, I want a coffee in the morning.

[B17NNS]

I always assumed sex education old style was being buggered by the head boy.

[S. Gonzales Esq.]

The article is written in the same font as the introduction and uses the term 'hair care products'. Poor effort: 1/10

[Cock Womble]

Penny-lope said:

Well I don't think anyone was actually taking it too serious

Wanna bet?


"Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining."

Should be written into the marriage vows.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Mmmm... morning cup of tea...

[Cock Womble]

NiceCupOfTea said:

Mmmm... morning cup of tea...

Make it a coffee, sweetheart, and it's a date.

[pugwash4x4]

thegavster said:

Cock Womble said:

"Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining."

Should be written into the marriage vows.

The world of difference between 'unusual practices' then and now eh? 1960, probably means doggy style. Fifty years on, 'unusual practices' means hogtied wearing elbow length rubber gloves with a ponytail buttplug whilst your husband dons a clown outfit and slowly asphyxiwks onto your be-gimpmasked face.

jesus i feel for your missus

[Justayellowbadge]

thegavster said:

Cock Womble said:

"Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining."

Should be written into the marriage vows.

The world of difference between 'unusual practices' then and now eh? 1960, probably means doggy style. Fifty years on, 'unusual practices' means hogtied wearing elbow length rubber gloves with a ponytail buttplug whilst your husband dons a clown outfit and slowly asphyxiwks onto your be-gimpmasked face.

He said unusual.

Some people are sooo vanilla.

[sleep envy]

oh hello

been spending time with Kevin have you?

[Cock Womble]

thegavster said:

Cock Womble said:

"Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining."

Should be written into the marriage vows.

The world of difference between 'unusual practices' then and now eh? 1960, probably means doggy style. Fifty years on, 'unusual practices' means hogtied wearing elbow length rubber gloves with a ponytail buttplug whilst your husband dons a clown outfit and slowly asphyxiwks onto your be-gimpmasked face.

True, but the same rules should apply.

[360 detailing]

That chick in the pic looks a bit like your Mum Steph............

MMMMmmmmmm!!!

[Penny-lope]

360 detailing said:

That chick in the pic looks a bit like your Mum Steph............

MMMMmmmmmm!!!

No, but she does look like my mum's mum....bloody scary!