It's no wonder Dean can afford a Saggy...

[touching cloth]

... cos you pop out to pick some tiles and the pikey nicks all the plaster off your walls.

[D14 AYS]

[kiwifraser]

...and you are paying for the priviledge

[john_r]

Worst "I'm crap at DIY and can afford for someone else to paint my bathroom" post ever.

[touching cloth]

My skills are limited ..... very.

[nonuts]

He's missed a bit behind the bath