The accidental touch
The accidental touch
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NORFE

Original Poster:

653 posts

289 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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So you (being of the male kind) are in a bar and you walk up to the bar area. You stand next to another bloke who looks at you and nods to say "alright mate". You order your drink and as you go for your cash in your pocket to pay the bar tender your hand brushes against the other bloke's nuts who is stood next to you. He looks at you and stares.

How would you get out of this situation?

obscene

5,180 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Run.

Glosphil

4,887 posts

264 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Shoot myself. Life is obviously no longer worth living. There is no other choice.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

235 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Kick him in the balls.

cazzer

8,883 posts

278 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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"I'm terrible sorry old man. I appear to have accidentaly interfered with your gentlemans trouser area. Allow me to provide some libation as recompense for the embarrasing faux pas".


Its the only way.

977

448 posts

214 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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cazzer said:
"I'm terrible sorry old man. I appear to have accidentaly interfered with your gentlemans trouser area. Allow me to provide some libation as recompense for the embarrasing faux pas".


Its the only way.
This.

Corpulent Tosser

5,468 posts

275 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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NORFE said:
You order your drink and as you go for your cash in your pocket to pay the bar tender your hand brushes against the other bloke's nuts who is stood next to you. He looks at you and stares.
You have pulled !!

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Digby

8,356 posts

276 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Order 5 bags of McCoy’s and explain that they are all for you.





RobDickinson

31,343 posts

284 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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"Just checking, you looked a bit feminine!"

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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How the hell did you make me touch your nuts, you weird bastid...?

working class

8,998 posts

217 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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"Just showing you how to check for any abnormal lumps mate...you're fine !"

TheEnd

15,370 posts

218 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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NORFE said:
your hand brushes against the other bloke's nuts who is stood next to you. He looks at you and stares.

How would you get out of this situation?
admit you're a 'mo an deal with it.

AJS-

15,366 posts

266 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Start furiously fiddling around with your PDA and asking on advice possibly the silliest place in the universe to ask for advice on such a question - Pistonheads?

Unless you meant a plate of peanuts on the bar, rather than the nuts in his trousers?

Either way, the fact that it's deemed worthy of a post suggests it's a serious matter and one of you is going to get a rogering in the wrong un, so as per all good advice about Christmas presents, "it's better to give than to receive."

slideways

4,101 posts

251 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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5 hours later and no reply are you sitting in A&E waiting to have stitches

aussiebeano

863 posts

231 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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worst "am I gay?" thread disguise ever

andy400

11,734 posts

261 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Not sure I quite follow. Are we talking trouser nuts or the packet of KP he's got on the bar?

If the peanuts, then perfectly acceptable mistake, offer to buy another packet if he's annoyed.

If his trouser nuts, then there's no way in the world that happened by accident, so have a word with yourself.

LeoSayer

7,837 posts

274 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Look him square in the eye and say "Your turn"

fathomfive

11,235 posts

220 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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LeoSayer said:
Look him square in the eye and say "oooh, chase me"

Jasandjules

72,618 posts

259 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Say, "Ooops, Sorry mate".

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Sunday 21st February 2010
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Say "Have you seen "Brokeback Mountain?"